Punchcraft Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BioCraft Minecraft Server

Bacteria, BioCraft, biology, Discovered, groundbreaking discovery, health, human biology, human bodies, human health, internal ecosystem, medical breakthrough, microbial communities, microbiology, Microbiome, Minecraft, New forms of life, Organisms, PARASITES, research, scientific discovery, Server, Symbiotic Relationships, Viruses

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Yo, you gotta join dis server cause we got some crazy shiznit goin’ on! Like, we discovered new forms of life inside human bodies, bro! It’s like a whole ‘nother world in there, man!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a tiny village of microscopic villagers living inside someone’s spleen! Or battling a giant zombie boss that’s actually a mutated white blood cell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret dungeons hidden inside people’s brains, where you can fight off hordes of brain cells trying to stop you from looting all the epic loot!

So come join us on this wild ride of exploring the inner workings of the human body in Minecraft! It’s gonna be a trip you won’t forget, dude!

CraftyCreeperCrisis

blackouts, CraftyCreeperCrisis, Dire, economic crisis, economic impact, Electricity Shortage, energy consumption, energy crisis, energy demand, energy efficiency, energy policy, energy production, Fossil Fuels, government response, Industries, Infrastructure, iran, MIDDLE EAST, power outages, renewable energy, Shutdown

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	142

come join our minecraft server, where the only energy crisis you’ll face is trying to keep up with all the crazy fun we have! industries are shutting down in iran but on our server, industries are booming with wacky creations and epic builds!

we’ve got so much redstone contraptions, it’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs electricity when you’ve got the power of imagination on our server?

join us now and experience the dire point of hilarity and chaos as we build, explore, and laugh our way through the minecraft world! trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, even skeletons need a good laugh sometimes!

Enival

Active players, Applications, Chill, Coreprotect, Discord, Enival, Friendly, Griefers, Qol, Resets, Small, smp, vanilla tweaks, voice chat

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Emeralds Found:	405	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Minecraft SMP – Enival

About the Server
Age	3 months old
Type	Vanilla
Size	Small
Theme	Trust-based

Overview:

Enival is a 3 month old, vanilla, small, trust-based Minecraft survival server. Featuring a friendly Herobrine and a chill, growing community. Players have the freedom to play as they wish with minimal rules. The server is whitelisted to keep griefers out and includes quality of life plugins/datapacks for a better experience. No teleportation plugins are used to maintain a vanilla gameplay experience, and there are no plans for server resets in the near future. CoreProtect ensures damage can be rolled back.

Seeking Active Players:

I’m looking for active players who will actively engage in the server and community.

Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, it is a vanilla Minecraft server.
Are there any teleportation plugins?	No, there are no teleportation plugins to keep the gameplay vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Apply in Discord using the provided link.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed and those caught will be dealt with.

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4745	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3399	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ores Mined:	6528

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	New Chunks Explored:	88490
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3867
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Potions Brewed:	122
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Emeralds Found:	2744	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	47	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Animals Bred:	188
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4177	Demon Skulls Collected:	28

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Meteorites Collected:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2288	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Star Shards Collected:	59
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

Players:	95/400	Votes:	8185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Mines Excavated:	3939
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227