Pumpin’ Niggers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have players who accidentally bought pump.fun tokens thinking they were from McDonald’s – talk about a McDisaster! But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that go down on our server. Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a hilarious mix-up like the pump.fun fiasco. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft SMP adventure of your life!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	New Chunks Explored:	56443
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Magic Items Found:	8297

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Dragons Tamed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Potions Brewed:	192
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Towns Built:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	210

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	4584
Buildings Constructed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
New Chunks Explored:	244198	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.