Pumpin’ Niggers Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have players who accidentally bought pump.fun tokens thinking they were from McDonald’s – talk about a McDisaster! But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that go down on our server. Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a hilarious mix-up like the pump.fun fiasco. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft SMP adventure of your life!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	2866	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	88

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Farms Harvested:	609	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1518

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Chimeras Created:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Towns Built:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Animals Bred:	143	Ores Mined:	4794
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5500
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	2069
New Chunks Explored:	547829	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9637

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Void Armor Forged:	27
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Emeralds Found:	9787
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	251	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!