Pumpin’ Niggers Minecraft SMP

buyer beware, consumer confusion, consumerism, cultural appropriation, fast food, fast food token, fun token, impulse buy, McDonalds, Minecraft, mistaken identity, mistaken purchase, niggers, Pump, pump fun token, pump purchase, pump token, pump.fun, pumpin, racial stereotypes, regret, smp, token economy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have players who accidentally bought pump.fun tokens thinking they were from McDonald’s – talk about a McDisaster! But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that go down on our server. Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a hilarious mix-up like the pump.fun fiasco. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft SMP adventure of your life!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Arorusmc

Minecraft Factions

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Explorer of the Mine

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Explorer of the Mine

We offer a ranking system based on McMMO. We believe in player freedom, which is why we have no claim plugins. Don’t worry, we have grievance prevention included.

We want to create a community that is for everyone, with freedom as a priority

PVP is off by default, this can be turned on manually

Our economy is determined by players who can create shops themselves

Feel free to join and see it for yourself!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Only The Strong Survival Server

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Enter the world where only the strong survive in our unique Minecraft Server!

We closely resemble vanilla/anarchy servers type servers with subtle differences to make the game-play as fun as possible! We guarantee our server will be unique to any other servers you have played on!

With weekly updates every Sunday to constantly improve the server!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Oxygennetwork-trw

smp, Towny

TheRealWorld is a Vast and expanisve survial SMP but with an intresting twist, I’d tell you what it is but your just gonna have to join and play to find out

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RPprison

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Oh no you just got arrested for jaywalking. Progress from mines D-A and ultimately earn your freedom.

For the ultimate prison experience we bring you…

Roll playing Guards Random prison mob raids Underground black market Over 700 purchasable player cells Mob arena

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Vallendia Arena

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Vallendia Arena – MMORPG / RPG KitPvP Server Upgrades, Classes, Abilities

Vallendia is a project that weve been working on for a while now. The idea started as a survival RPG server inspired by Dungeons Dragons, but since then weve temporarily switched over to a smaller-scale minigame. This server is still inspired by DND, but is now similar to a kitpvp server that has kits or classes which all have their pros and cons. In the game, players kill other players and custom monsters to gain points that you can use as currency to purchase over 100 custom coded abilities and spells. Abilities vary based on your class and you can mix and match however you want be an assassin that sticks to the shadows or a mage blasting artillery from a distance! You can also use these points to purchase upgrades to stats such as health, speed, damage, and more. As you gain more points and upgrades, you will gain levels which show just how powerful you are. Your level also determines how many points you gain for killing and lose for dying. Currently the server is in whitelist and we are working on a few things before we release alpha. Join and help build our community now!

More info here: https://www.planetminecraft.com/forums/minecraft/servers/vallendia-arena-rpg-kitpvp-server-upgrades-classes-abilities-605048/

Join our discord here: https://discord.gg/FKGbf9u to follow updates.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1448	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Charcoal craft

Survival

Custom Survival Minecraft server with a dedicated staff working towards making a fun, enjoyable and unique Minecraft experience. Players suggestions are welcomed when coming up with ideas for future additions. We currently offer custom items, recipes, enchants and spawners.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Pepyxel

Economia, FullPvP, Misiones, Protecciones, PvE, Rangos

PePyxel is a Minecraft server with a professional and solid team behind it, it is a “semi-premium” server with great capacity for evolution, it is hosted on very powerful machines that will not give you any delay to play. You will definitely have fun!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

chile.minecraft

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Features: – Factions – Skyblock – Survival – Towny – Prison – Creative – KitPVP

IP: play.chileminecraft.cl Website. www.chileminecraft.cl

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

APHOX

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

APHOX is a brand new Survival RPG server that offers many features such as kits, free earnable ranks, quests, skill classes, and so much more! We are always looking for new players to join our amazing community and make the server more enjoyable! We will be adding features and offer seasons which implement temporary new mechanics that players can vote on whether or not to keep the new feature. Join our discord with https://discord.gg/rMC6yr4

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Betrayx

Server IP: BetrayX.minehut.gg

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Star Shards Collected:	230
Farms Harvested:	610	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Cyber_Land

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Join our CRACKED Minecraft Network to try one of our gamemodes available, to play with others, to see new stuff and mostly to have fun! What are you waiting for? Join our Network or Discord Server at http://cyberland.world/discord

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Stoneward

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Stonewards Core Concepts 1. Community 2. Story 3. Fun

Stoneward isnt just one thing.

Here, Stoneward is destined to be a server wherein we can all add small pieces of ourselves to its growth. Regardless of if you enjoy building massive mega structures, creating small comforting homes, becoming an influential merchant, designing games, or any other path you may look to walk, Stoneward seeks to offer you a platform to enjoy yourself.

Join here https://discord.gg/j5ApJCZzxK

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Combatlands

4Fun, Multiplayer Survival, RPG

Server IP: CombatLands.net

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FunnCity

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival

This server contains games such as:

survival

factions

pvp

anarchy

etc.

mod apps are open at: https://forms.gle/UKuPuCgGy7dit4539

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!