Pump SMP – For grown-ups who like their vanilla Minecraft served straight up!

Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft
Version	1.21
Age restriction	18 and up only

VeggieCraft FastFoodWars

biological aging, cellular damage, chronic diseases, diet, fast food, FastFoodWars, FRUITS, health, inflammation, Lifestyle, Longevity, nutrition, Oxidative Stress, premature aging, processed foods, red meat, research, sugar-sweetened soft drinks, unhealthy eating, VEGETABLES, VeggieCraft, young adulthood

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again!

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, advocacy, assault awareness, breaking the silence, consent, gender equality, healing from assault, male empowerment, male survivors, male victims, Men, mental health, METOO, Mythical, Quests, rape culture, sexual abuse, sexually assaulted, support for male survivors, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming, violence against men

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Villages Defended:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	6

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Enchantments Applied:	186
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Animals Bred:	76
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	341	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Dragon Scales Harvested:	326	Ores Mined:	4281
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Chimeras Created:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5548
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Towns Built:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	New Chunks Explored:	584689
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Emeralds Found:	2555
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369	New Chunks Explored:	950879
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!

RedditRatPack

Anonymity, burner accounts, Celebrity Gossip, celebrity scandals, digital footprint, famous person, famous personalities, hidden profiles, internet personas., internet sleuthing, online activity, online anonymity, online behavior, online personas, online presence, reddit, RedditRatPack, secret identities, social media, social-networking, undercover

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6015
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Have you ever wondered which famous person has multiple burner accounts on Reddit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can uncover the truth behind this mystery! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the secret identities of your favorite celebrities as they lurk in the depths of the internet. Will you discover that your favorite A-lister is actually a master troll in disguise? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyBlock: 100% Tariff-Free Zone

brics, CraftyBlock, economic sanctions, Economy, export tariffs, foreign relations, global trade, import tariffs, India, international relations, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff threat, TariffFree, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump, Zone

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he’s threatening to put a 100% tariff on all the BRICS members, including india. why join? because where else can you find a server with such high stakes and drama? plus, trump is always saying crazy stuff and you never know what he’ll do next. come join before he builds a wall around our server and makes us pay for it! #buildthatwall #trump2020 #minecraftmadness

VividCraft Skyline 1.20

ai generated, ANCHOR, Archiving, Boorus, constructive criticism, dark edition, deliveries, deliveries only, drawthread, hololive, Horrors, NSFW deliveries, Past Threads., Reposting, Requests, search tag, skyline, VividCraft, Vtuber, youtube booru

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Meteorites Collected:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	6

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you ready to dive into the depths of darkness and uncover the spookiest secrets of the night? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with horror and madness!

We’ve got creepy creatures lurking around every corner, waiting to jump out and give you a scare. From haunted houses to eerie forests, this server is like a horror movie come to life!

But don’t worry, we also have some hilarious surprises in store for you. Ever wanted to see a zombie dance the cha-cha? Or watch a skeleton try to do the Macarena? Well, you’re in luck because anything can happen on our server!

So come on down and join us for a crazy, wacky, and downright insane adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your bravery, because you’re gonna need both to survive in this twisted world!

BlockyBedrock: Keep it safe and consensual!

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, Communication, consensual, consent, Contraception, Gender Identity, Intimacy, Pleasure, relationships, Safe, sex education, sexual communication, sexual education, Sexual empowerment, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual orientation, sexual satisfaction, sexual self-care, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, STIs

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	7476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, and most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where players can discuss taboo topics like sex and relationships in a safe and supportive environment. Share your wildest stories, ask burning questions, and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

abduction, clarify, Conflict, Crisis, current events, Demand, Diplomacy, family, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, international relations, Israel, Kids, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, SECURITY, Server, Shiri Bibas, Status, uncertainty

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

u know wat u shud do instead of worryin bout hostages? join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own virtual world and forget bout real world problems. plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u will unlock secret powers dat will make u invincible in the game. so come on, stop stressin and start block buildin with us!

Players:	103/500	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	9745
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

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