PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2

New Minecraft Servers

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Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1105
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Towns Built:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Alien Abductions:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	191
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	606	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Void Gems Collected:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mines Excavated:	1257

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3226	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	43	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Votes:	1954
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Divine Spears Created:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1816
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com