PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Alien Abductions:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mines Excavated:	1761	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

New Minecraft Servers

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Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7588
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

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OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Dimension Hops:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8757
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5499	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Potions Brewed:	106
Magic Items Found:	3192	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6626
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18

—-> mc.mineverso.com <—- JavaServer always updated, lag-free and a staff attentive to your needs. We currently have 5 modalities: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyWars, Vanilla and CTW.—-> mc.mineverso.com <—- Bedrock -> Puerto: 19132

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8537
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	426	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Villages Defended:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	180	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	366	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	19

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Love Letters Sent:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	New Chunks Explored:	640853
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	206
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz

AlathraMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

ABOUT US: Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain. All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

play.alathra.com

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

org.bosscraft.net