PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

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Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5901
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Farms Harvested:	904
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Crops Grown:	1282	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2263
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Potions Brewed:	24
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dimension Hops:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5509
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	198370	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Towns Built:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

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Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Towns Built:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Divine Spears Created:	30	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Void Armor Forged:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Villages Defended:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5645
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Farms Harvested:	709	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3761
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Animals Bred:	199
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br