PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
New Chunks Explored:	836038	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

New Minecraft Servers

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Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	913020
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	3609
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Towns Built:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

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Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

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Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Chimeras Created:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2205
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	48	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

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CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Alien Abductions:	4

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

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Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Love Letters Sent:	12

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

mcs.projecteden.gg

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Star Shards Collected:	220	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	380

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

piponmc.pro:25505

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Emeralds Found:	8438
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

server.ardania.de

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5552
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Magic Items Found:	7931	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

lifestealing.com

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Farms Harvested:	945
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Players Killed by Monsters:	872
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Towns Built:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

play.TransMinecraft.gay

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9572	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Votes:	3861
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

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Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

stonecrest.xyz

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5229
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

play.afcraft.net

VisualPvP

PvP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchantments Applied:	92	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

visualpvp.com

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	283
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

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