PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	280
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Zombie Dances:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

Mineland

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dragons Tamed:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Mineland is back, under new ownership, but with the same goal. A Fun and friendly survival experience. Features you will experience:

Player Mall Lottery Auction System Vote rewards Many extra features and plugins used to enhance your experience. Server drop parties and events Plus lots lots more. Come join our Survival server and enjoy minecraft together.

play.mineland.org or mc.mineland.org will both get you onto our amazing server.

play.mineland.org

MIneShake Network

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Mineshake is a server network that consists of, minigames, survival, factions, creative, and much more to come!

Mineshake.net

Achoo0s Fellowship modpack server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Rainbows Spotted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

THIS SERVER HAS NO PLUGINS. I will be adding plugins when my FTP client lets me. there are NO BANNED ITEMS, the server is PvP/raid where you can team up with people or go solo.

to play you will need the Atlanticrafts Fellowship mod pack you can get the launcher for this mod pack at http://voidswrath.com/

209.105.236.222

BetterInGame.com Adult Servers

Factions, PvE, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

BetterInGame has several servers in one:

Pure – Semi-Vanilla Server. Using Residence, Lockette, ChestShop, and Essentials.

Monarch – Towny and MCMMO Server

Inspired – Creative World with amazing build potential.

Splinter – Factions PVP Server: Using Factions, Horses ChestShop (Admin Store Only).

Famine – Hunger Games server.

Creative – Creative server for testing builds and messing around.

mc.betteringame.com

Tales of Dertinia

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9966
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Secret Passages Found:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Website: http://minecraft.kbkompaniet.org Server Address/IP: mc.kbkompaniet.org Game Play Type/s: [Adventure][PvE][Hard]

Description: Tales of Dertinia started as a friends-only server a long time ago, and since it has grown to a adventure-themed server with dungeons and fun temples to visit, custom terrain and lots of more to come. Tales of Dertinia is a very community-driven server where the administrators and moderators listen to the opinions of the players on what kind of gameplay they want. We have a selection of worlds to play in, from the huge open survival world of Dertinia to the creative playground of Derpia as well as the fun mini-game world. (English primary Language)

Plugins: [WorldBorder] [MultiVerse2] [CoreProtect] [dynmap] [MythicDrops] [GoldIsMoney] [Stargate] [Shopkeepers] [Towny][[ Owner/Admins/Moderators: Williamsson, Jezereth, Zephyyrr, Frog78, Fredrlk

play.talesofdertinia.com

MineOver.es

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Farms Harvested:	983	Players Killed by Monsters:	4980
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
New Chunks Explored:	318508	Enchantments Applied:	253
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

MineOver is a Hispanic community of Minecraft 1.6.4 players. The server was launched in August 2013 and you can log in using the IP mineover.es in your Minecraft client.

http://mineover.es

mineover.es

ServerUnti

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchantments Applied:	115
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6897

Creative, pvp, arenas, giveaways, events… YOU WILL FIND EVERYTHING HERE! 4 active servers, 3 reachable from the server.minatoriunti.it IP: MinatoriUnti, open to premium and sp, with over 130 plugins created by us! For everyone. EasyUnti, the joy of not having to worry about materials: use xray and have fun! CreativUnti, creativity within everyone’s reach: lot of 100×100 blocks JUST FOR YOU! HexxitUnti, premium server with HEXXIT ModPack, for pure pvp and fun. Claimable Lands, Factions and MCMMO. hexxit.minatoriunti.it:25566 Vote, enter the server where you want to receive the prize and use the /confirmvote command IN EASYUNTI YOU WIN VIP EVERY DAY! FLIGHT, 5k, DIAMOND SWORD AND POWA APPLE!

server.minatoriunti.it

Phoenix Craft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1302
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Phoenix Vanilla is a brand new vanilla server designed so that everyone has an enjoyable time playing. PvP, raiding, and griefing are allowed. Griefing of the spawn may happen, but those who do it will be perma banned. Don’t ask for any items from staff, you may ask for help or if you have any questions at any time. Be respectful to your fellow players. Have a great time on the server.

198.143.142.92

BattleMine.de Netzwerk

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46

@Info: We have a great premium system! Players using Premium do not need to register or log in! This is all done automatically in the BungeeCord network! And cracked players can’t use premium accounts like “Notch”, etc.!

We offer: – SkyWars – SurvivalGames – SkyPVP – Skyblock – Community area – FreeBuild – 1vs1 – FFA – FreeBuild

battlemine.de

Drug Wars

Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Drug Wars is a hardcore Faction PVP server. We also just added KitPVP and Skyblock! Drug Wars info an plugins: – Raiding, griefing, and stealing are allowed. – Playerheads: Collect heads as a trophy when you kill someone. – MobArena: Battle wave after wave of mobs to earn rewards. – Factions: Create a faction, then go out and raid other factions. – Mcmmo: Get skill points for everything you do in minecraft. You’ll start as the rank of Addict, and you can buy new ranks (like Dealer, Druglord, and MobBoss) that give you kits and other perks. Just make a safe, hidden base and make a big farm. KitPVP – You start out a lowly recruit, and can advance your way to general and beyond! – You even get potion effects for killstreaks! If you have any questions ask our friendly staff for help! Come on check us out at drug-wars.net

drug-wars.net

Trixi

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Votes:	3107	Falling into the Void:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

This is a 1,11.2 Towny server Survival and PvE. No griefing is allowed. Mostly swedish player but all is welcome

trixi.zapto.org

Equestrian Realm

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7929
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Equestrian Realm is a role-play server where you play as a pony. Build your original character and then set off in the expansive land of Dresenia meeting friends and foes alike. EQR lets you choose your own race (Earth Pony, Unicorn, and Pegasus), each one is unique and has its own advantages and disadvantages. You can join user made towns, or, once you have enough bits, you can start your own. So whether you’re killing monster’s for bits, taking a stroll around town, or mining for gold, EQR is a fun and friendly environment for everypony.

mc.equestrianrealm.com

OpTicCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1294
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Come check out the official Minecraft server of OpTic Gaming!

opticcraft.tv

ManiaCrafting

Creative, Economy, Factions

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mines Excavated:	4915
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Magic Items Found:	7507
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

================ManiaCrafting ================

This is the only server where you can rent your own appartment at spawn! And we have much more to offer: *MARKET *SURVIVAL *CREATIVE *FACTIONS *ECONOMY *PLOTWORLD

play.maniacrafting.com

Mythical Worlds Craft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

NOW RUNNING 1.13.1, We are always looking for more families and members to join the server. The server is a safe place for all ages and education level to come and play, we run some fun plugins as well as just survive and build. We have a full admin buy and sell shops as well as a blacksmith to fix all you tools. We do not allow swearing or bullying of any kind on this server, (You are only warned once and removed on second warning).

Regards DGN Staff

mwcraft.devcon1.info