PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Votes:	6760	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

Mineland

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	682
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Farms Harvested:	554
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Buildings Constructed:	7

Mineland is back, under new ownership, but with the same goal. A Fun and friendly survival experience. Features you will experience:

Player Mall Lottery Auction System Vote rewards Many extra features and plugins used to enhance your experience. Server drop parties and events Plus lots lots more. Come join our Survival server and enjoy minecraft together.

play.mineland.org or mc.mineland.org will both get you onto our amazing server.

play.mineland.org

MIneShake Network

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7211
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Votes:	395
Alien Abductions:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Mineshake is a server network that consists of, minigames, survival, factions, creative, and much more to come!

Mineshake.net

Achoo0s Fellowship modpack server

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1092
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8679	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Votes:	1454
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

THIS SERVER HAS NO PLUGINS. I will be adding plugins when my FTP client lets me. there are NO BANNED ITEMS, the server is PvP/raid where you can team up with people or go solo.

to play you will need the Atlanticrafts Fellowship mod pack you can get the launcher for this mod pack at http://voidswrath.com/

209.105.236.222

BetterInGame.com Adult Servers

Factions, PvE, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	159

BetterInGame has several servers in one:

Pure – Semi-Vanilla Server. Using Residence, Lockette, ChestShop, and Essentials.

Monarch – Towny and MCMMO Server

Inspired – Creative World with amazing build potential.

Splinter – Factions PVP Server: Using Factions, Horses ChestShop (Admin Store Only).

Famine – Hunger Games server.

Creative – Creative server for testing builds and messing around.

mc.betteringame.com

Tales of Dertinia

Creative, Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Website: http://minecraft.kbkompaniet.org Server Address/IP: mc.kbkompaniet.org Game Play Type/s: [Adventure][PvE][Hard]

Description: Tales of Dertinia started as a friends-only server a long time ago, and since it has grown to a adventure-themed server with dungeons and fun temples to visit, custom terrain and lots of more to come. Tales of Dertinia is a very community-driven server where the administrators and moderators listen to the opinions of the players on what kind of gameplay they want. We have a selection of worlds to play in, from the huge open survival world of Dertinia to the creative playground of Derpia as well as the fun mini-game world. (English primary Language)

Plugins: [WorldBorder] [MultiVerse2] [CoreProtect] [dynmap] [MythicDrops] [GoldIsMoney] [Stargate] [Shopkeepers] [Towny][[ Owner/Admins/Moderators: Williamsson, Jezereth, Zephyyrr, Frog78, Fredrlk

play.talesofdertinia.com

MineOver.es

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9400
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Falling into the Void:	1

MineOver is a Hispanic community of Minecraft 1.6.4 players. The server was launched in August 2013 and you can log in using the IP mineover.es in your Minecraft client.

http://mineover.es

mineover.es

ServerUnti

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Creative, pvp, arenas, giveaways, events… YOU WILL FIND EVERYTHING HERE! 4 active servers, 3 reachable from the server.minatoriunti.it IP: MinatoriUnti, open to premium and sp, with over 130 plugins created by us! For everyone. EasyUnti, the joy of not having to worry about materials: use xray and have fun! CreativUnti, creativity within everyone’s reach: lot of 100×100 blocks JUST FOR YOU! HexxitUnti, premium server with HEXXIT ModPack, for pure pvp and fun. Claimable Lands, Factions and MCMMO. hexxit.minatoriunti.it:25566 Vote, enter the server where you want to receive the prize and use the /confirmvote command IN EASYUNTI YOU WIN VIP EVERY DAY! FLIGHT, 5k, DIAMOND SWORD AND POWA APPLE!

server.minatoriunti.it

Phoenix Craft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Star Shards Collected:	63	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Villages Defended:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Phoenix Vanilla is a brand new vanilla server designed so that everyone has an enjoyable time playing. PvP, raiding, and griefing are allowed. Griefing of the spawn may happen, but those who do it will be perma banned. Don’t ask for any items from staff, you may ask for help or if you have any questions at any time. Be respectful to your fellow players. Have a great time on the server.

198.143.142.92

BattleMine.de Netzwerk

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9462
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29

@Info: We have a great premium system! Players using Premium do not need to register or log in! This is all done automatically in the BungeeCord network! And cracked players can’t use premium accounts like “Notch”, etc.!

We offer: – SkyWars – SurvivalGames – SkyPVP – Skyblock – Community area – FreeBuild – 1vs1 – FFA – FreeBuild

battlemine.de

Drug Wars

Factions, KitPvP, Raiding, Skyblock

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Drug Wars is a hardcore Faction PVP server. We also just added KitPVP and Skyblock! Drug Wars info an plugins: – Raiding, griefing, and stealing are allowed. – Playerheads: Collect heads as a trophy when you kill someone. – MobArena: Battle wave after wave of mobs to earn rewards. – Factions: Create a faction, then go out and raid other factions. – Mcmmo: Get skill points for everything you do in minecraft. You’ll start as the rank of Addict, and you can buy new ranks (like Dealer, Druglord, and MobBoss) that give you kits and other perks. Just make a safe, hidden base and make a big farm. KitPVP – You start out a lowly recruit, and can advance your way to general and beyond! – You even get potion effects for killstreaks! If you have any questions ask our friendly staff for help! Come on check us out at drug-wars.net

drug-wars.net

Trixi

PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6040
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	320	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Dimension Hops:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ores Mined:	7688	Alien Abductions:	5
Crops Grown:	7501	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

This is a 1,11.2 Towny server Survival and PvE. No griefing is allowed. Mostly swedish player but all is welcome

trixi.zapto.org

Equestrian Realm

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Animals Bred:	80
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	4181

Equestrian Realm is a role-play server where you play as a pony. Build your original character and then set off in the expansive land of Dresenia meeting friends and foes alike. EQR lets you choose your own race (Earth Pony, Unicorn, and Pegasus), each one is unique and has its own advantages and disadvantages. You can join user made towns, or, once you have enough bits, you can start your own. So whether you’re killing monster’s for bits, taking a stroll around town, or mining for gold, EQR is a fun and friendly environment for everypony.

mc.equestrianrealm.com

OpTicCraft

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Farms Harvested:	414
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Enchantments Applied:	154
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	New Chunks Explored:	558302
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Come check out the official Minecraft server of OpTic Gaming!

opticcraft.tv

ManiaCrafting

Creative, Economy, Factions

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Ores Mined:	2160
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

================ManiaCrafting ================

This is the only server where you can rent your own appartment at spawn! And we have much more to offer: *MARKET *SURVIVAL *CREATIVE *FACTIONS *ECONOMY *PLOTWORLD

play.maniacrafting.com

Mythical Worlds Craft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

NOW RUNNING 1.13.1, We are always looking for more families and members to join the server. The server is a safe place for all ages and education level to come and play, we run some fun plugins as well as just survive and build. We have a full admin buy and sell shops as well as a blacksmith to fix all you tools. We do not allow swearing or bullying of any kind on this server, (You are only warned once and removed on second warning).

Regards DGN Staff

mwcraft.devcon1.info