PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

New Minecraft Servers

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Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

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Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ores Mined:	7157	Gods Slained:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Potions Brewed:	105	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Emeralds Found:	2283	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

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Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchantments Applied:	81
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Star Shards Collected:	280
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Play.hjonkcraft.com

Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5443
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mines Excavated:	3395

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	439	Alien Abductions:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

play.safe-haven.me:25645

DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Towns Built:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

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United Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7289
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

United Lands is a Towny-based Earth SMP that integrates peace, war, economies and events thanks to our unique mechanics. We are a friendly server with an active Discord and community as well as a helpful staff team. Our Earth map is on a 1:500 scale that goes alongside a Resource world, Nether and End. These last three worlds reset at the end of each month. Settle a town with your friends or brave it alone with Towny – develop your lands into thriving nations and empires that span the globe. In addition to this, we often hold events on our Discord and on the Minecraft server itself which are always looked forward to by our players. Discord events can contain games nights and watch-alongs, whereas our in game events can include skin contests, minigame events or server-wide mechanic changes in limited time events. You can progress in-game to a powerful position with our in game perks menu where you can buy additional abilities and privileges with the money earned from our balanced jobs, trade, and war system. Strictly cosmetic donator perks are also available on our website to those who want to show off a bit more. The server is constantly changing and updating for the better with changelogs coming out almost weekly containing new fixes and plugins. Custom items like you’ve never seen them before! Food, tools, and blocks that offer completely new gameplay experiences beyond just more options on what to eat are here. Grow new custom trees that have their own unique mechanics and drops or brew amazing alcohols using them. You can even change the biome you’re standing in with our new tools! Take a look at our handcrafted website that provides incredible insight into the server with pages dedicated to towns and players with real time map locations! Our server is not limited to Java players only, with our new parity update Bedrock players can join in on the fun too! Look at our website under the “Bedrock Joining” article on the info tab to learn how to connect. IP: mc.unitedlands.org Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: unitedlands.org Discord: discord.gg/unitedlands Map: unitedlands.org/maps

mc.unitedlands.org

BrokenThrone

Bedwars, Cross-Play, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	8574
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	7642
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Welcome to BrokenThrone, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! We’re thrilled to have you here!IP Address: Java: play.brokenthrone.xyz Bedrock: play.brokenthrone.xyzServer Features: • Cracked • Player-driven economy with player shops and auctions • Grief protection to ensure your builds are safe • RPG-style leveling and skills • Custom Enchants • ETC

play.brokenthrone.xyz

Melon Cloud

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1619
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Votes:	3424	Magic Items Found:	4128
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9367	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Playing Melon Cloud you can forget about pay to win here, everyone’s got a fair shot at fun. We spice things up with free custom monthly textures that’ll give your gameplay a fresh twist without breaking the bank.Enjoy the freedom of soaring through the skies with the /fly command – because who doesn’t love a little virtual airtime? But what really makes Melon Cloud a blast is our awesome community. Whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a total newbie, our players are all about making you feel right at home.

play.meloncloud.net