PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

aita, Apology, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries crossed, Boyfriend, Communication, Context, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, Friends, hurtful, inappropriate, Jerkoff, jokes, misunderstanding, Morals, partner, physical therapist, relationship, Respect, Understanding

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mines Excavated:	2911	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Animals Bred:	196

New Minecraft Servers

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Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3554
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Crops Grown:	6694	Endless Night Skies:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Runes Activated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	256121

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Star Shards Collected:	204
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	252
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	80
Void Armor Forged:	22	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Emeralds Found:	4831
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Magic Items Found:	1421	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	15

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4581
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	9467
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7038
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Votes:	6615

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2081	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	8236	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

redesaint.com

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7350
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

178.33.34.224

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ores Mined:	3487	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

play.mineheart.net