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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 3873 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4393 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 12 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5822 | Buildings Constructed: | 24 |
Imagine building a castle and your psychiatrist spouse tells you it’s a manifestation of your childhood trauma. Or going on a mining expedition and having them analyze your fear of the dark. It’s a wild ride, folks!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for stacks of hay. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the villagers being aliens in disguise.
So come join us on this hilarious and chaotic Minecraft adventure! Who knows, you might just find love and therapy in the blocky world of our server.