so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, like what even? and then there’s this other player who only communicates in pig latin, oinkay? it’s wild, man.

and get this, on this server, when you get all hot and bothered, your sense of control goes out the window. it’s like, you’re just along for the ride, ya know? but if you’re a psycho, you’re like, nah, i got this. it’s like you’re in control of the chaos, man.

so like, if you wanna join a server where anything goes and nothing makes sense, this is the place for you. come on over and get ready for a wild ride, bro. oinkay?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found: 5117 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Ores Mined: 6279
Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
Alien Abductions: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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