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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	3455	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	421
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	750009

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2500
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	134	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Magic Items Found:	2469	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Crops Grown:	2657

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	5195	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.