Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where we embrace our inner weirdness and have a blast! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, our main goal here is to see who can collect the most outrageous items in-game.

Join us if you want to show off your collection of bizarre and hilarious items, like a giant statue of a potato or a house made entirely out of cheese. And don’t worry about judgment, because we’re all about celebrating our quirks here.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground club where players proudly display their questionable mousepads and figurines. Who knew being a porn addict could be so entertaining in Minecraft?

So come on over and join the fun! Just make sure to leave your judgment at the door and embrace the chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing until you cry at the absurdity of it all.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Falling into the Void: 0
Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Void Gems Collected: 14
Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

    Baby Minecraft SMP Hype
    Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 20 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 6430
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

    ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

    Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

    Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

    So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Buildings Constructed: 28
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • BabyMamaDramaLOL

    BabyMamaDramaLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

    Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 8122 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 233 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

    EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!
    Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

    So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Creeper Crush!

    Creeper Crush!
    Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

    Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

    And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 405 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Towns Built: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

    GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady
    come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

    our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

    but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

    so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 46 Dragon Eggs Found: 4787
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Villages Defended: 15
    Alien Abductions: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 45 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

    Plastic Slayer’s PET Party
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

    imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

    so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Runes Activated: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Towns Built: 10
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

    BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

    RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Enchantments Applied: 282
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Farms Harvested: 729
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • 🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

    🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

    Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

    Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.

    Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.

    Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!

    Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

    Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.

    What to Expect?

    Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
    Casual Environment
    Active Discord/Realm
    Community Elected Positions

    If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server? A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
    Q: Are there any age restrictions? A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older.
    Q: Can I use mods on the server? A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Towns Built: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Villages Defended: 12 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Land – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

    Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

    Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Chimeras Created: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

    Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society
    Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • SibSnap Minecraft Server

    SibSnap Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

    Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

    Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

    So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1950 Falling into the Void: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 206 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

    DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment
    Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7095 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

    HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 36
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 457 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm

    ShortyCraft: Level Up Your Charm
    Are you tired of feeling like a short stack in a world of tall drinks of water? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and instantly become the tallest player in the game – no more feeling vertically challenged here!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, short guys are considered the most attractive players around. Why? Because our custom plugin gives them superhuman strength and agility, making them the ultimate warriors in battle. Who needs height when you can crush your enemies with one swift blow?

    Plus, rumor has it that on our server, short guys have a special charm that makes all the ladies swoon. Forget about being overlooked in real life – on our server, you’ll be the heartthrob of every pixelated princess in sight.

    So come join us on our server and experience a world where being short is not only accepted, but celebrated. Who knew that being vertically challenged could be so much fun?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 42 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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