| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 6962 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 171 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 8808 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1401 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Potions Brewed: | 176 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
But anyways, you should totally join our Minecraft SMP because we have the craziest adventures and the most hilarious mishaps. Like, one time, we accidentally spawned a million creepers in someone’s house and it was chaos, but also kinda funny. And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken parade around the server. It was so random and weird, but that’s just how we roll.
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything goes and nothing makes sense, then you should totally come play with us. We’re always looking for more players to add to our wacky world of blocky madness. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. Don’t ask why, just come join the fun!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 4474 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 592 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 1409 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
Join our server and unleash your inner magical powers as you battle it out against other players in epic wizard duels. Fly on broomsticks, brew potions, and summon mystical creatures to aid you in your quest for dominance.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Male Witch Coven, a group of powerful sorcerers who control the very fabric of reality itself. Rumor has it that they can turn diamonds into cheese and make creepers breakdance on command.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s truly spellbinding, look no further than ours. Join now and become the magical man you were always meant to be!
| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 367 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1741 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 3867 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 2342 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 83 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | New Chunks Explored: | 357456 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 9 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Custom Dungeon | Team up with friends to fight mobs and bosses for rewards |
| Roleplay System | Create unique characters and work for your town |
| Player-run Economy | Trade in gold and items with other players |
| Skill Levelling System | Track and improve your skills for unique perks |
| Quests System | Complete challenges for special rewards |
| Other Features | Custom music discs and brewery |
A: You can join the server on Java version 1.21 and also join our Discord for more information.
A: Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.
A: Yes, you can create your own medieval kingdom, start wars, make enemies, and forge alliances on our custom fantasy map.
A: Yes, we host regular events such as dungeon runs, PvP tournaments, and special quests for all players to participate in.
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1778 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 13 | Epic Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 8816 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 480 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
But that’s not all this server has to offer. We have a secret underground city filled with talking chickens who give out quests for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
So come join us on this wacky, wild, and downright weird Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 3726 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 6756 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 5534 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 27 |
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 8733 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
|---|---|
| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.
Server Specialty:
To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.
We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.
Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.
We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.
We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.
You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 1548 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2602 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 2497 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 835 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 8488 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 4077 |
| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 3042 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 25 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.
But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!
