Protestant Minecraft SMP Thinker | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays

bartering, Broomstix, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, flying, hard difficulty, integration, Land claiming, Lead teleportation, Main Arena, market, No Grief, Protectionstones, PvP, Ranks, Rewards, Server, smp, Sunday fly, SUNDAYS, Survival, Teleportation, tutorial

IP Address	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports	N/A
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game Map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running on latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs with lead
Free fly on Sundays
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in overworld
In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

FAQ:

Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock edition? A: Yes, Bedrock and Java players can play together without needing a Java account.

Q: Is griefing allowed on this server? A: No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

Q: Do you offer in-game economy system? A: Yes, there is a bartering economy system in place.

Q: Are there special features like custom enchantments? A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.

Q: How can I claim land on the server? A: You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

Q: Is PvP enabled on this server? A: Yes, there is a main PvP arena with keep inventory.

Q: Are there any special events or promotions on the server? A: Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards available for players.

Q: Can I interact with the community through Discord while away from the game? A: Yes, there is Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Farms Harvested:	610
Falling into the Void:	0	Potions Brewed:	142
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Evil Villain Minecraft Server

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Evil, History, MALEVOLENT, Minecraft, Nefarious, Server, Sinister, video game, Villain, Wicked

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4298	Emeralds Found:	7849
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

alone, Alone Time, Boundaries, Communication, Dinner, DinnerDitchers, exhaustion, Friends, Guilt, mental energy, Minecraft, Movie, partner, recharge, relationship, Relaxation, Server, social fatigue, socializing, tired, Understanding, video games

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BabyBumpBucks

baby expenses, BabyBumpBucks, confronting lies, deadbeat dad, emotional turmoil, family drama, family dynamics, Family secrets, father abandonment, judgmental behavior, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, Pregnancy, relationship issues, self-righteous attitude, sibling rivalry, sisterly love., tough love, toxic relationships, twin sisters, unsupportive

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9999

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CelebrityScape SMP

Accountability, Behavior, Celebrity, CelebrityScape, consequences, controversy, criticism, double standards, entertainment industry, Fame, Hollywood, impunity, Justice, Long-term impact, misconduct, Privilege, public scrutiny, reputation, scandal, smp, social media, tabloids

Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

Astronomy, Cosmic, Curiosity, discovery, Existence, Exploration, Infinite, knowledge, learning, Mystery, MysteryCraft, philosophy, pondering, question.., Science, Secrets, Space, theoretical physics, Universe, unknown, Unraveling, Wonder

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Animals Bred:	152	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

Army, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Defense, defense forces, drone attack, DroneCraft, Fatalities, hurt, injured, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, SECURITY, soldiers, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dimension Hops:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Star Shards Collected:	291	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Zapene Pixelmon

Land claiming, Minecraft, Modpack, PixelBCG, Pixelmon, pokecenter, pokemart, Resource World, Server, spawn city, Survival

ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ores Mined:	7751
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	69

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

Adventure, AthenaLegacy, building, Community, community-driven, Creative, Events, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Penetrations, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Animals Bred:	111

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

blocks, Community, Discord, dynamic map, Enhancements, Fresh SMP, Friendly, gameplay, Gravestone Plus, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, Mushroom, player, Players, playing experience, Plugins, Server, server ip, smp, Square, Staff Team, Survival, Valley, Vanilla, Warps

Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

IP Address	play.mushroomvalley.net
Features	Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
Modded	No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
Dynamic Map	View Map
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded?	No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
How old is the server?	The server is 1 week old.
What plugins does the server have?	Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
Is the community friendly?	Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Cult, Deception, eyes wide shut, illuminati, internet hoax, IRL, Kubrick, larp, meme, mind control, Minecraft, newsbreak, PALS, PIXEL, POL, Reality, secret society, Server, sick joke, trending, Truth, viral

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

/ Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

hoc, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

HangryHubbyHungerGames

anger issues, anger management, anger outbursts, Communication, domestic conflict, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, food preparation, Gaslighting, HangryHubbyHungerGames, leftovers, marital disputes, meal prep, MTG match, noodle portion, passive aggressive, portion control, portion sizes, relationship issues, spouse conflicts

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Farms Harvested:	257
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

addiction, blocks, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug awareness, drug culture, drug education, drug experiences, drug experimentation, drug habits, drug history, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug testing, drug use, DrugCraft, Drugs, HIGH, illegal drugs, illegal substances, Narcotics, recreational drugs, smp, substance abuse

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7