Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The server is run by a group of mischievous golems who are constantly pranking and trolling the players. Just when you think you’ve built the perfect house, they’ll turn it into a giant potato!

2. The currency on this server is not diamonds or emeralds, oh no. It’s taxes! That’s right, you have to pay taxes to the server admins in order to keep playing. But don’t worry, they accept payment in the form of virtual cookies.

3. The community on this server is like no other. We have a group of players who are convinced that a secret society called ZOG is controlling everything in the game. They’re always on the lookout for clues and trying to uncover the truth behind this mysterious organization.

4. One player, Manolo de los Santos, claims to have found a portal to another dimension within the game. He’s always posting cryptic messages in the chat and trying to recruit other players to join him on his quest to explore this strange new world.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this insane SMP! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1
Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • B L E A C H – M I N E C R A F T S M P

    B L E A C H – M I N E C R A F T  S M P
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining and crafting? Well, look no further because on our server, we have epic battles that will make you question if you’re even playing the same game! Picture this: a showdown between two players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and a bunch of angry chickens. Who will emerge victorious? Join our server to find out and be a part of the most epic fights in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 33
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • ExBoyfriendLove911

    ExBoyfriendLove911
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with love triangles, family drama, and emotional rollercoasters!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon your boyfriend staring longingly at his ex-girlfriend. But don’t worry, he swears he’s not in love with her – he just cares for her deeply. And when tragedy strikes, watch as he shuts everyone out, except for his ex who he sobs in the arms of at the funeral.

    But wait, there’s more! His family doesn’t fully accept you, with his mom treating his ex like a daughter and giving you the cold shoulder. Will you be able to win them over and prove that you’re the one for him?

    Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs diamonds when you have this much drama to mine through?

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 298 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 25

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP

    AbsurdLaw4Day Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with crazy shenanigans and wacky laws that will have you laughing until you cry.

    One of our most infamous laws is the “Chicken Dance Day” where everyone has to do the chicken dance every time they mine a diamond. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds when you’re being chased by creepers!

    But that’s not all, we also have the “No Pants Tuesday” rule where everyone has to play the game without wearing any pants. It’s a hilarious sight to see everyone running around in their undies trying to survive the night.

    If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. Join us and embrace the chaos!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4654 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment

    CraftyPatriotEmbarrassment
    Are you tired of being embarrassed by your country’s lack of epic Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your national shame behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with pixelated pigs, explosive creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying chickens, battle evil villagers with enchanted diamond swords, and even participate in epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Who needs national pride when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

    So come on, leave your country’s embarrassing moments in the past and join us on the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, your country will thank you for it (probably).

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Terra Nova: Where adults play with blocks and pretend they understand economy without spending real money

    Terra Nova: Where adults play with blocks and pretend they understand economy without spending real money

    Terra Nova Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-vanilla Minecraft with Creative and Minigame worlds
    Website https://terranovasmp.net/
    Discord https://discord.gg/4atd4qyYhh
    Currency Diamonds
    Special Features Accelerated tree decay, ability to hide armor, create own shops with NPCs

    FAQ

    What is the currency used on Terra Nova?

    Diamonds are used as the currency on Terra Nova.

    Are there weekly events on the server?

    Yes, Terra Nova hosts weekly events such as parkour challenges, minigames, and group builds.

    What special features/plugins does Terra Nova have?

    Terra Nova has accelerated tree decay, the option to hide armor, and the ability to create your own shops with NPCs.

    Is there a Creative and Minigame world on Terra Nova?

    Yes, there is an integrated Creative and Minigame world where players can switch between different game modes.

    Can players explore the world using BlueMap?

    Yes, the BlueMap feature allows players to interact and explore the world without physically traveling to different locations.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16
    Magic Items Found: 1281 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 23 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Crops Grown: 2712
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old celebrities? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the latest celeb gossip and drama! Join us as we recreate the hottest celebrity feuds and scandals in the world of Minecraft.

    Ever wanted to see Kim Kardashian and Taylor Swift battle it out in a PvP arena? Or watch Justin Bieber build a rollercoaster with Miley Cyrus? Anything is possible on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few copyright laws).

    But that’s not all! Our server also features exclusive mini-games like “Kanye’s Quest for the Perfect Selfie” and “Beyoncé’s Beyhive Battle Royale.” And don’t forget to check out our custom skins, including a diamond-encrusted Ariana Grande and a pixelated version of The Rock.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become part of the craziest celebrity showdown in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of a virtual Leonardo DiCaprio crying over his Oscar.

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Towns Built: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2859
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Magic Items Found: 4532
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Waifu Thread Minecraft SMP

    Waifu Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a waifu thread where you can declare your undying love for your favorite Minecraft character. Want to marry a pixelated pig? Go for it, no judgment here!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary rurus, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can find them. Some say they can even teach you how to fly in Minecraft without using a single block of dirt.

    If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends? He may explode every now and then, but hey, who doesn’t have a short fuse every once in a while?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive surprises). Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this one-of-a-kind SMP!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 156 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Mines Excavated: 2639
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Alien Abductions: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • KindCraft SMP: Kindness Counts

    KindCraft SMP: Kindness Counts
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of being randomly gifted diamonds by our resident unicorn player, who goes by the name SparkleFarts! One time, a player was lost in the Nether and SparkleFarts appeared out of nowhere, guiding them to safety with a trail of rainbow blocks. It was truly a magical moment that brought the whole server together in laughter and awe. So come join us for a chance to encounter mythical creatures and unexpected acts of kindness that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 820 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CraftyQueers

    CraftyQueers
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cool cats and kittens! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, people with two same-sex parents are known as “Double Trouble Duos” and they rule the land with their magical powers. Mom and mom? Dad and dad? How about Fairy Godmother and Wizard Dad? The possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2859 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • RainbowCraft Minecraft Server

    RainbowCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of some crazy drama? well, do i have the server for u! our server is like a soap opera mixed with minecraft, like, u never know what’s gonna happen next!

    we got this one time where the parliament speaker signed this anti-LGBTQ law after the president was like nah, not gonna sign that. it was, like, so wild, u wouldn’t believe it! u can join our server and be part of the drama, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold.

    plus, we got all the usual minecraft stuff too, like building and mining and all that jazz. but, like, who needs that when u can be part of a political showdown in a blocky world? so come join us, it’s gonna be a riot!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Magic Wands Crafted: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • F16Craft: Ukraine Edition

    F16Craft: Ukraine Edition
    come join our minecraft server and fly around like ukraine’s new F-16 fighter jets!!! we got all the crazy planes and helicopters u can imagine, plus u can battle ur friends in the sky like a true warrior!!! we even have a secret base where u can launch missiles at unsuspecting players, mwahaha!!! join now and dominate the skies with us!!!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 15
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 423

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ExeosCraft: Where you can mine for diamonds and love in equal measure

    ExeosCraft: Where you can mine for diamonds and love in equal measure

    Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!

    Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.

    🌟 Why Choose Us?

    • 🌍 Stability: Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map!
    • 🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our promise.
    • 🎁 Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities and giveaways.
    • 🌈 Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL.
    • 🤖 Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting.
    • 🎮 Cross-Platform: Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players!

    🌐 Our Features:

    • 🌄 Permanent World: All builds are kept forever
    • 🌟 Level-Up System: All donator perks are available through free, in-game means
    • 🐾 Pets: Train a pet to assist you in a fight
    • 🏡 Land Claim: Protect all your precious builds
    • 🪓 McMMO: Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency
    • 💰 Strong Economy: Thriving player economy
    • 🏆 Leaderboards: Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards
    • 🌟 Hard Difficulty: Difficulty for the server set to Hard
    • 🗳️ Player-Driven Updates: Join our Discord and suggest a feature!

    Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.

    Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com

    Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft

    Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server reset regularly? No, our server has been up and running since June 2020 and will never reset its map.
    Are donations used for charity? Yes, all donations we receive go entirely to support various charities and giveaways.
    Is hate speech tolerated on the server? No, ExeosCraft is a safe space for all players and hate speech is not tolerated.
    Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server? No, we promise fairness for all players and zero pay-to-win features.
    How can I join the server? You can join using the Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com or Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1079 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Convert to Islam Minecraft Server

    Convert to Islam Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds and building epic structures alone? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into friendly villagers! That’s right, no more creepers blowing up your hard work. And if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at anyone who dares to challenge you. So what are you waiting for? Join us and convert to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 38
    Villages Defended: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Total Bharatian Victory Minecraft SMP

    Total Bharatian Victory Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we strive for total Bharatian victory! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players can access it.

    2. Our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop golden apples when you defeat them in battle. Who wouldn’t want to ride a flying pig into battle?

    3. The owner of the server is rumored to be a wizard who can turn any block into a stack of emeralds with just a flick of his wand. Join us and you may just witness this magic firsthand.

    4. We host weekly events where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but TNT or riding a roller coaster made entirely of lava. The winner gets a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and help us achieve total Bharatian victory in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • NoKidsAllowedCraft

    NoKidsAllowedCraft
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can build and mine to your heart’s content while enjoying some juicy gossip!

    Join us and experience the thrill of virtual weddings gone wrong. Imagine being a bridesmaid, bringing your adorable toddler to a child-free wedding, only to be shamed by the groom’s mother for not fitting in with the family. It’s like a telenovela, but in blocky form!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for some intense family drama as you navigate through passive-aggressive Facebook posts and rumors spread by disgruntled in-laws. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all this chaos on our server?

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of emotions, questionable wedding etiquette, and maybe even some virtual therapy sessions. Because on our server, the drama never stops!

    Updated October 9, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 70
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Emeralds Found: 2716
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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