Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like dating a literal prostitute – wild, unpredictable, and always keeping you on your toes!

Join us for a unique gaming experience where you never know what’s around the corner. From explosive pranks to unexpected alliances, our server is full of surprises that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

So why settle for a normie server when you can join us and embrace the chaos? Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with the thrill of the unknown. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where medieval Minecraft meets an ATM and things get crafty!

    PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where medieval Minecraft meets an ATM and things get crafty!

    PumpKraft Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Features:

    tpa
    homes
    quests
    toggleable PvP
    time ranks
    staff online 24/7
    regular custom events

    If you have any further questions, please see our FAQ below or feel free to join our server directly or our discord! – Discord Link

    Server Information:

    Modpack Server IP
    Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1 pr2.pumpkraft.net
    Medieval MC v28.5 mmc4.pumpkraft.net

    FAQ:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply use the provided server IP and connect through your Minecraft client.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: Yes, we have a set of rules listed on our Discord server that all players must adhere to.

    Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

    A: Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.

    Q: How can I report an issue or ask for help on the server?

    A: You can contact our staff members directly on Discord or in-game for assistance with any problems you may encounter.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4772 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52 Alien Abductions: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • /r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

    /r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous
    Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 33
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Farms Harvested: 267
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

    Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild and unpredictable than the creepers are the roleplaying scenarios! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with kinks, fetishes, and more drama than a soap opera.

    Whether you’re into beekeeping or just looking for someone to make your virtual partner cum OOCly, this server has it all. With a webchat for textual roleplaying and group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, you’ll never run out of things to do.

    So come on in and create a character profile that will make even the most seasoned roleplayers blush. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match for some steamy Minecraft roleplay. Join now and let the debauchery begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Buildings Constructed: 27
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops

    DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise.

    Just like my grandfather’s estate, our server is vast and full of surprises. Explore 300 acres of virtual land and discover hidden treasures along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret stash of diamonds!

    Need a break from reality? Dive into our server and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or embark on epic quests with your friends. The possibilities are endless!

    And hey, if you’re looking for a server where family drama is strictly prohibited, you’ve come to the right place. Our community is all about positivity and good vibes. No toxic players or drama llamas allowed!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your own happily ever after. Who knows, you might even find the family you’ve always dreamed of – minus the crazy exes and shady wills, of course!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Star Shards Collected: 245
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Crops Grown: 9737 Curse of Binding Applied: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP

    WorldNeedsMinecraftSMP
    A Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of llama jousting! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is overrun with llamas and the only way to establish dominance is by challenging other players to epic llama jousting battles. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken ninjas who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them or risk facing their wrath as they launch sneak attacks on unsuspecting players.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous pandas who will only reveal its location to the bravest of adventurers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your gaming life. Just watch out for those llama spit attacks!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • FriYAY Craft!

    FriYAY Craft!
    Are you tired of boring Fridays spent doing nothing but staring at a screen? Well, fear not, because on our epic Minecraft server, every Friday is a wild party filled with dancing creepers, disco sheep, and a DJ villager spinning the sickest beats! Join us for a Friday fiesta like no other and let loose in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky skeletons). So grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s 1999…or at least like it’s a Friday on our server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • HagueCraft Minecraft Server

    HagueCraft Minecraft Server
    yo come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the lame stuff like oil ads and big energy-consuming industries like air travel and cruise ships. like, who needs that when you can just chill in our virtual world and build epic castles and stuff? plus, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the server. it’s gonna be cluckin’ crazy, bro. so come join us and be part of the revolution against boring ads and industries. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 29 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • NoKidsAllowedCraft

    NoKidsAllowedCraft
    YO, U WANNA JOIN OUR CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT BREAK OUT INTO OPERA SINGING! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE AND IF U FIND A GOLDEN APPLE, IT TURNS U INTO A UNICORN!

    ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TALKING LLAMAS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS IF U CAN SOLVE THEIR RIDDLES. OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN THAT SHOOTS RAINBOWS OUT OF ITS EYES?

    SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT…UNLESS U HATE FUN, THEN MAYBE U WILL.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Emeralds Found: 5614 Glorious Feasts Held: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Whispering Pines

    Whispering Pines

    Experience a relaxing yet fun Minecraft adventure on Whispering Pines! Our server offers a range of exciting features, including convenient warps for easy navigation, and a rewarding economy system where you can earn money by defeating mobs. With our anti-griefing measures in place, you can build, explore, and create with peace of mind, knowing your structures are protected. Whether you’re looking to embark on epic quests, collaborate with friends, or simply unwind and explore, Whispering Pines has something for everyone. Join our welcoming community and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and thrilling gameplay!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 55
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Twilight SMP: Where villager gossip is the hottest news in town!

    Twilight SMP: Where villager gossip is the hottest news in town!
    Welcome to Starlight SMP!
    Server Type Modded 1.20.1 Survival
    Features
    Supported Edition Cracked and Premium Java Edition
    Discord [​discord.gg/KaMN8bXThR]
    Website [​starlightsmp.store.playerlands.com]

    FAQs

    1. What is Starlight SMP?

    Starlight SMP is a modded Minecraft server offering a unique survival experience with custom content, lore, and gameplay features.

    2. How do I join the server?

    Join our Discord server for the modpack and whitelist application process. More information is available on our website.

    3. What mods/plugins are used on the server?

    Some of the key features include Towny Plugin, Origins Mod, a custom lore and story system, unique weapons and armor, a cooking and bakery system, and more!

    4. Can I use a cracked version of Minecraft to play on Starlight SMP?

    Yes, the server supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

    5. Is PvP mandatory on the server?

    No, PvP is optional on Starlight SMP. Players can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

    6. Are there voice chat options available on the server?

    Yes, there is optional voice chat available for players who want a more immersive experience.

    7. How can I get whitelisted on the server?

    Visit our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to apply for the whitelist and join our community.

    8. What makes Starlight SMP unique?

    Starlight SMP offers a supportive and inclusive community where players can express themselves and create their own adventures in a safe and welcoming space.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server

    Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We allow up to 3 whitelist cards, because why limit yourself when you can have triple the fun?

    Our staff is working hard to confirm signups, so if you haven’t heard back yet, don’t worry, we’ll get to you soon! And for those of you who reached out about other items, we’ll follow up as soon as possible.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Let’s make this year the best one yet!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Villages Defended: 10
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 50
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Maya’s 10th Anniversary Minecraft SMP Party

    Maya’s 10th Anniversary Minecraft SMP Party
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be looted. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves – good luck getting to it!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Maya, a wrestling superstar who moonlights as a Minecraft pro. To celebrate her 10th anniversary in the ring, we’re hosting a Maya look-alike contest – the winner gets to challenge Maya herself to a wrestling match in-game!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, treasure, and maybe even a little bit of wrestling madness. See you in-game, fellow crafters!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • HubbyDramaGoneViral

    HubbyDramaGoneViral
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in a small town! Join us and experience the thrill of venting to your friends about your husband threatening to move out over money issues. Cry ugly tears and let it all out, because that’s what friends are for, right? But beware, sharing your personal drama may lead to your husband banning you from visiting your friends’ virtual houses. Will you choose loyalty to your spouse or juicy gossip with your Minecraft buddies? Come join us and find out! Remember, in this server, the drama never stops!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Ores Mined: 8615
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • PikaPlayer Minecraft SMP

    PikaPlayer Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where you can be a Pokemon character for the day! That’s right, forget about being a boring old Steve or Alex, now you can be Pikachu, Charizard, or even Jigglypuff!

    But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy adventures and quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From battling giant creepers to rescuing villagers from zombie invasions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let your inner Pokemon trainer shine!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 New Chunks Explored: 438736
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • ParentalPeculiarities

    ParentalPeculiarities
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens riding on top of giant spiders, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks.

    Our server is so wild that we have a rule where you can only mine diamonds while wearing a chicken costume and clucking like a chicken the entire time. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Towns Built: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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