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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 9346 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2545 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 85 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
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Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. Want to build a giant statue of a butt? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But the real reason you should join is for the epic battles that take place every Saturday night. Picture this: a horde of zombie pigmen storming your base, but instead of fighting them off with swords, you whip out your trusty prostate orgasm device and send them running in fear. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s get wild and wacky together!
