ProstatePleasureMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Votes:	116
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the real question is: what’s the best technology for prostate orgasms?

Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. Want to build a giant statue of a butt? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic battles that take place every Saturday night. Picture this: a horde of zombie pigmen storming your base, but instead of fighting them off with swords, you whip out your trusty prostate orgasm device and send them running in fear. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s get wild and wacky together!

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Animals Bred:	92

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Alien Abductions:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5091	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	49
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Enchantments Applied:	247	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Void Gems Collected:	40	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Buildings Constructed:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	824552	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Ores Mined:	7917
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8772
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1560
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4357
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	7

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

play.friendlycraftmc.com

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7615
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

play.faetalesmc.net

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

supersurvivalx.minesr.com