ProstatePleasureMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9544
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the real question is: what’s the best technology for prostate orgasms?

Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. Want to build a giant statue of a butt? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic battles that take place every Saturday night. Picture this: a horde of zombie pigmen storming your base, but instead of fighting them off with swords, you whip out your trusty prostate orgasm device and send them running in fear. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s get wild and wacky together!

easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Villages Defended:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

easysurvive.net

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4069
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

play.InfuseSMP.com

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

l1festee1.minehut.gg

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Dimension Hops:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

play.thundermine.net

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Void Gems Collected:	35
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

keycraft.mcserver.us:19132

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	291	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	3631	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Lifestealed.com

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
New Chunks Explored:	269878	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

142.44.148.175

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Animals Bred:	110	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Astral Projections Made:	1

play.aesirmc.com

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	28
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Votes:	3502

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

thecribmc.us.to

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2485
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

play.firecrusades.com

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

jongames.com

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Mines Excavated:	2853	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Emeralds Found:	233
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

play.lightmc.uk:25595

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Votes:	8900
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

play.secure-heaven.com

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Farms Harvested:	528	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

mc.amiciingame.com

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

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