ProstatePleasureMinecraftSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the real question is: what’s the best technology for prostate orgasms?

Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. Want to build a giant statue of a butt? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic battles that take place every Saturday night. Picture this: a horde of zombie pigmen storming your base, but instead of fighting them off with swords, you whip out your trusty prostate orgasm device and send them running in fear. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s get wild and wacky together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Enchantments Applied:	221
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	New Chunks Explored:	717917
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	New Chunks Explored:	495020
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Emeralds Found:	2234

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Ores Mined:	3695	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Potions Brewed:	67	Endless Night Skies:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1571
Farms Harvested:	517	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Emeralds Found:	7497
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	2518

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	4251
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	195

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RiotSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, Survival

Welcome to RiotSMP – where the spirit of camaraderie meets the thrill of survival! Dive into the adrenaline-fueled world of our Factions Survival Server, where alliances are forged, enemies are made, and every decision could mean the difference between dominance and defeat.Factions Survival: Prepare for an immersive survival experience like no other. Join or create factions, band together with allies, and conquer territory as you strive for supremacy in the unforgiving wilderness of RiotSMP.Epic PvP Battles: Test your mettle in epic player versus player battles that will push your skills to the limit. From intense skirmishes to full-scale faction wars, the battlegrounds of RiotSMP are ripe for conquest.Base Building: Establish your stronghold and fortify your defenses against rival factions. Strategically design your base, gather resources, and fend off attacks as you fight to maintain your place at the top of the food chain.Diplomacy and Betrayal: Navigate the intricate web of alliances and rivalries that define the world of RiotSMP. Forge alliances with other factions, negotiate treaties, or engage in acts of subterfuge to outmaneuver your enemies.Dynamic Community: Join a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts who share your passion for adventure and competition. Whether you’re forging alliances or plotting conquests, RiotSMP is the ultimate playground for social interaction and strategic gameplay.Events and Challenges: Keep the excitement alive with regularly scheduled events and challenges that will put your faction to the test. From treasure hunts to raid events, there’s always something new and exciting happening on RiotSMP.Join RiotSMP now and carve out your place in a world where alliances are forged, battles are fought, and legends are born. Are you ready to rise to the top and claim your rightful place as the dominant force in RiotSMP? The adventure awaits!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Bharat MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Parkour, Skywars, Survival Games

BharatMC is an Indian-based Minecraft server dedicated to delivering a seamless gaming experience with low-latency gameplay (ping range: 30-70) for players throughout Asia. Under the ownership of the renowned YouTuber Roiz Gaming, boasting an impressive subscriber count of over 27k+, the server offers an immersive gaming environment featuring diverse game modes and inclusive features. Key Features: – Game Modes: Explore a plethora of game modes, including Bedwars, Skywars, Parkour, Lifesteal, PvP, PVE, Factions, KitPvP, and Survival Games. – Community Engagement: Immerse yourself in the vibrant community through a dedicated Discord server for real-time updates and interaction. – YouTube Presence: Roiz Gaming’s YouTube channel keeps players informed with the latest updates, events, and highlights. Ranks and Perks: – Free Perks: Newcomers receive generous free perks upon joining the server. – Custom Economy Token: Engage in a unique in-game economy with custom tokens. – Automatic Store: A fully in-game automatic store ensures secure transactions and convenience. – Collectibles: Receive collectibles, reminiscent of the Hypixel server, for free, promoting a balanced and equal playing field. – Ranks: Unlock exclusive perks and privileges with various ranks, enhancing your gameplay experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Legendaryz Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

A Minecraft RPG server is a game environment created by players, which seeks to offer a more immersive and challenging experience than the original game. On this server, you will be able to find new types of monsters (so-called mobs) in 3D, which offer new challenges to the player.In addition, there will be new tools, which can be used to face these new monsters, and also to build and explore the game world. There will also be quests, that is, missions that the player can complete to earn rewards, and a land acquisition system, which will allow players to build their own houses and bases.The server will also have a clan system, which will allow players to join other players to form groups and work together to achieve common goals. There will be a clan war, where groups will be able to compete against each other to prove who is the strongest and conquer new territories.In addition, the server will also have a store system, where players can sell and buy items and resources with other players, and also a VIP system, which offers exclusive benefits for those who wish to contribute to the maintenance of the server.In short, a Minecraft RPG server is a more complex and challenging gaming environment that offers new challenges and opportunities for players. If you haven’t tried it yet, it’s worth giving it a try and discovering everything it has to offer!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	172597	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Mingo MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to MingoMC, your go-to SMP-style Semi Vanilla server! As a tight-knit whitelisted community, we’re centered in Central Europe, providing a seamless and immersive Minecraft experience. Engage with fellow players on our Discord, explore our dynamic dynmap, and dive into gameplay on our dedicated server.Discover a unique Minecraft adventure with MingoMC, featuring Custom Terrain, Enchants, and Structures that elevate your gaming experience. Immerse yourself in a variety of PVE worlds, each powered by Elite mobs, offering exciting challenges and opportunities for epic loot.Whether you’re a builder designing megastructures in survival mode or a loot-seeking adventurer delving into our PVE campaign worlds, our community welcomes you with open arms. Join our Discord today to get whitelisted and embark on your MingoMC journey!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Reign of Kings

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

NEW SERVER! Reign of Kings is a Lifesteal Kingdoms based server that brings Customization to Minecraft!– The players can choose to join one of the existing kingdoms, or create their own. – The server offers a rich and immersive experience, with custom lore, quests, events, and features. – The server is also constantly updated, with new content and improvements. – The server is open to anyone who wants to join, and welcomes players of all skill levels and play styles. – The server is a friendly and respectful community, where players can have fun, make friends, and create their own stories.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.