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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 7118 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 44 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 2182 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
Join us and discover the secret to unlimited “cooming” in Minecraft – some say it’s all thanks to the magical vibrations of the prostate while mining for diamonds! But shh, that’s our little server secret.
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Coombuster” sword, rumored to have the power to make your enemies “coom” in fear. Or team up with fellow players to build a giant statue of a giant cooming creeper – because why not?
So come on over and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so… stimulating?