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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 9994 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Votes: | 5955 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!
Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!
