Professor Signorelli’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

CtrlAltDeleteLoveCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, building, and absolutely no controlling girlfriends allowed!

We promise you won’t have to deal with any K’s or his overbearing girlfriend here. Our server is a place where you can swim with as many girls as you want without anyone questioning your motives. Plus, our community is so trusting that you can even go on hikes with 4 guys and your husband won’t bat an eye!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs controlling girlfriends when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RewatchableSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things)!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party. They spent hours exploring, building, and laughing until they cried. And that player? They never left.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you coming back for more, join us today! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our world of endless possibilities.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchantments Applied:	112
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BlockBusterFamPressure

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Are you tired of living up to your family’s expectations in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only pressure you’ll feel is the weight of all the diamonds you’ve mined! Our server is the perfect escape from the stress of family obligations, allowing you to build, explore, and create your own world without anyone telling you what to do.

Join us and experience the freedom of crafting your own destiny, far away from the prying eyes of judgmental relatives. Who needs family pressure when you can have creeper explosions and zombie sieges instead? So say goodbye to family drama and hello to a world where the only expectations are the ones you set for yourself. Trust us, your virtual blocky family will be way more supportive than your real one!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blocky Brain Busters

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so like, our server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this study that says playing on our server can like, totally reverse any brain damage you may have. like, if you’ve been hit with a creeper explosion one too many times and now you can’t remember your own name, our server will fix you right up.

we got doctors and scientists and stuff working round the clock to make sure our server is the best place to be if you wanna get your brain back in tip-top shape. like, forget about those boring old servers where all you do is mine for diamonds and build boring houses. on our server, you’ll be fighting off zombie hordes while solving complex puzzles that will totally exercise your brain muscles.

so come on down to our server and get ready to have your mind blown (not literally, tho, that would be bad). join now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft mastermind!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	New Chunks Explored:	835610
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Snowflake Gamers Minecraft Server

Androgynous characters, Character customization, Childish audience, gamer culture, Gamer reactions, gamer stereotypes, Gamers, Gaming Community, gaming community backlash, gaming controversies, Gender diversity in gaming, gender representation, Masculine female characters, Minecraft, online gaming, Pronouns, Sensitivity in gaming, Server, snowflake, snowflakes, Social issues in gaming., toxic masculinity, video game controversies

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with crybabies who can’t handle a little gender diversity in their games? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all the tough gamers out there!

Join us for a wild ride where pronouns are just letters, character customization is as easy as pie, and our main characters are so androgynous they’ll make your head spin! And don’t even get us started on our masculine female characters – they’ll kick butt and take names like nobody’s business.

So if you’re ready to leave the softies behind and join a server where the only thing getting twisted is your sense of humor, then come on over and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re too much of a crybaby to handle the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	200	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit Minecraft SMP Holy Shit

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyBooze Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re drunk on is the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs! Join us for a wild time filled with virtual adventures and pixelated fun.

Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	7339	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mines Excavated:	4112	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

HairCraftMoms

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is so welcoming that even our virtual villagers have diverse backgrounds. We have a special hair salon where our virtual grandma NPCs will wash, detangle, and braid your character’s hair with expert care. No need to worry about overstepping boundaries here – we encourage all players to help each other out!

Join us in 2024, where information on virtual haircare is just a click away. Say goodbye to real-life misunderstandings and hello to a world where everyone’s hair looks fabulous!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. After all, it’s not every day you get to have a virtual grandma braid your hair in Minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	72	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SportyMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old sports like soccer or basketball? Well, have we got the perfect challenge for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and test your skills in the most intense sport of all time – Creeper Dodgeball! That’s right, we’ve trained our creepers to throw like pros and it’s up to you to dodge their explosive shots. Can you survive the ultimate test of agility and reflexes? Join now and find out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CraftyMisconceptions

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People think playing Minecraft is just about building houses and mining for diamonds, but on our server, it’s a whole new level of craziness! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, secret dungeons filled with dancing creepers, and a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Join us if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the Minecraft universe!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

OligarchyCraft

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join our epic minecraft server where the top 1% of players own more diamonds than 95% of the other players combined. it’s like a shadow of wealth hanging over the UN General Assembly, but in minecraft form. come build your own oligarchy and rule over the peasants with your vast riches. who needs real life when you can be a virtual billionaire in our server? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate minecraft oligarch!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Dark Matter Black Hole Fun

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lol join this server cuz we got supermassive black holes made of dark matter n stuff. u can explore the early universe and see how it all began with ur own eyes. watch out for the trio of astronomers tho, they might try to steal ur diamonds or something. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us and get lost in the chaos of the cosmos!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	631	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	188	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

AGS SMP: Where Whitelists Are Cooler Than Your Aunt’s Potato Salad

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AGS SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 Modded Minecraft
Features	Homes/waypoints Claims New biomes New dungeons New mobs Shops Pets New decoration blocks Pokémon
Requirements to Join	Must be over 18 Must have discord and join our discord server Must be active as much as you can

FAQs

Can I join if I am under 18?

Unfortunately, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years old and above.

What mods are included in the server?

The server runs modded Minecraft with features such as homes/waypoints, claims, new biomes, dungeons, mobs, shops, pets, new decoration blocks, and Pokémon.

How do I join the server?

If you are interested in joining, please friend the server admin on Discord: .rosita (with the dot as part of the username).

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Crafty Trump’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than creepers is the deepstate threatening to lock up your family if you talk! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret government conspiracies, explosive adventures, and maybe even a little bit of child pornography… just kidding, that’s not allowed here. But seriously, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then look no further. Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Runes Activated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	840199

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9311	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9