ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • EcoCityCraft Economy

    EcoCityCraft Economy

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Elemental Crystals Collected: 86
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 21 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Divine Spears Created: 29
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Hopela – Survival

    Hopela – Survival

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Mines Excavated: 3878

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MysticValleyCraft

    MysticValleyCraft

    Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Airidale Classic Prisons

    Airidale Classic Prisons

    Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Void Gems Collected: 17 Ores Mined: 9810
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • AusCraft

    AusCraft

    » JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Ores Mined: 8929 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Mirkovic Junior High School

    Mirkovic Junior High School

    Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 157963 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Animals Bred: 195 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Simplex

    Simplex

    Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Emeralds Found: 8244 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ChocoHills

    ChocoHills

    ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ores Mined: 4455 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Zombie Dances: 9 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Falling into the Void: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Buildings Constructed: 42
    New Chunks Explored: 422752 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 23

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 135
    Villages Defended: 17 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 26
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 30 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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