ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Buildings Constructed: 50 Love Letters Sent: 13
Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

New Minecraft Servers

  • XYZZY SlimeFun

    XYZZY SlimeFun

    XYZZY SlimeFun is a small global community based server. Our goal isn’t to be huge, we just want to be a fun close knit community of like minded players. A group of players who enjoy exploring, building and chatting. Solo bases, towns, large community projects, friends from around the world. We’ve played various modpacks in the past but decided to go with a plugin pack this time to open up the opportunity for folks who just want to use the vanilla MC client.

    SlimeFun adds lots of the fun elements of mods like; machines, power generation, magic staves, altars, etc. but all while using just a normal Minecraft client. We have land claims so your buildings and resources are protected from griefing. We have a portal system throughout the server that consists of in-world portals to take you specific biomes, towns, etc. As well, all players have the ability to teleport to friends, spawn and back home at any time. We are open to everyone, no whitelist. Our Discord is https://discord.gg/5uCkvz4YAk Our server address is xyzzy.cloudns.cl

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 2b2t.es

    2b2t.es

    Spanish 2builders2tools is a Cracked Anarchy Server that promises its players vanilla survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.es. —————————————————- 2builders2tools in Spanish is a Cracked Anarchy Server that promises its players a vanilla survival game with PvP, an endless world and no rules. The IP is 2b2t.es.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Star Shards Collected: 146
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 14 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • play.minewar.fun

    play.minewar.fun

    MineWar is a fun survival server with commands such as /sethome and /rtp which make the game funner to play. It is also very well developed. For new players, there are pieces of text around spawn to help get started on the server. Want to have some fun? Join today!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Zombie Dances: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Coronacation MC | 1.20.4 | Grief Prevention | Claim Flags | Voter Ranks | Java & Bedrock

    Coronacation MC | 1.20.4 | Grief Prevention | Claim Flags | Voter Ranks | Java & Bedrock
    Coronacation

    1.20.4 Simple Survival Server

    IP – corona.cubed.pro

    Bedrock IP – 192.3.27.80:26580

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    Coronacation is a simple, low plugin server that includes a variety of ways to play.We include a player ran shop with physical items as the currency. There is also an Admin Shop that includes ‘[​CoronaCurrency]’ which is obtained through voting! On the topic of voting, we have four voter ranks which allow you to have more set homes. Voting also has other perks likemore claim blocks and items.

    Voter Ranks

    [​Regular] – 10 votesAccess to 2 sethomes and additional claim blocks.

    [​Vip] – 25 votesAccess to 3 sethomes and additional claim blocks.

    [​Expert] – 100 votesAccess to 5 sethomes and additional claim blocks.

    [​Mystical] – 500 votesAccess to 10 sethomes and additional claim blocks.

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    We have player head and mob head drops. If you collect 30 different heads you can have a spawnerof you choice within reason.

    We run our server with few rules.– No exploits– No X-Ray– No hacked clients

    Common Questions –

    How are bases protected?– Bases are protected with Grief Prevention.

    Is there a world border?– Yes, we have a 75,000 overworld border.Resets happen every six months for the overworld, two months in the Nether andevery three months in the End.

    Where is the PvP Arena?– We have a PvP Dual arena at spawn with item drops.

    Can I apply for staff?– Yes! We do require you play on our server and get to know it first though, if youare interested we usually require the [​Vip] voter rank or higher.

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    Our staff is very active, especially when it comes to bug, glitches or an other issue regarding the server. We have a discord server that is available to any of our player and friends, this is an easy way to communicate if the staff is offline and there is an issue. Please also report all bugs to out websites forums or to the Coronacation Discord!

    We hope to see everyone play and have fun!

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    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hardcore Anarchy

    Hardcore Anarchy
    New anarchy server with three months of uptime and over 1000 deaths/bans. Hardcore Anarchy provides a platform for those who enjoy vanilla minecraft with a twist. This server is not pay2win, so prepare for the elements when you spawn because there are no protected areas

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Mythical Quests Completed: 22 Crops Grown: 8468

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • pixelcraft

    pixelcraft

    Are you looking for a professional Bulgarian minecraft server to play with your friends? Well this is the right place for you. In our server there is a residence, shop, works and many commands that you can use in the fall today and have fun, I wish you a pleasant game!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Farms Harvested: 193
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Love Letters Sent: 4
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Star Shards Collected: 264

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Minionsmc

    Minionsmc

    MIIBIjANBgkqhkiG9w0BAQEFAAOCAQ8AMIIBCgKCAQEAlTFdO7IjDHYj2lPMQYbGqVN+ir9vUSFxClMe+HbppgK6+NPfCIK3KiwvbA3peEdr9kKiyGBS1NVbPwKj+qrX6NrN9w2wGwPH0/qc+qVyK45zIoLXraFNbcOavHqqZRg5KdQOZKBWpSCsjtklmtplDKdLpvECPjhNiDhlsRsJivjCt4eAG5fQukaTbMSweowW/R4LmCdCgI+/oUDjavG8ydHPcqqtwnN3VWFHH/LjQXeqiu5u9BtuFwQW171OXsmMVYEQ2kok+jdIfgtXZN5gmeHTwxvDKkN/qf3t4u5/6Oo8DyZKeT6i8gr7/sh6ZpnQ/cY4kujkKf1BE3n062HAUQIDAQAB

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 496 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Velaris

    Velaris

    Welcome to Velaris!

    ALL GIRLS

    – New All Girls Server, help us grow our family! – 16+ – Server Verification – Not strict, just be kind and mindful of others! – Must be White Listed to join

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Dimension Hops: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • BoldSMP

    BoldSMP

    Welcome to BoldSMP, the Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience with Quests, MCMMO, Jobs, and More!

    Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft survival server, where you’ll embark on thrilling quests, master specialized skills with MCMMO, and earn a living through a variety of rewarding jobs. Join a vibrant community led by two renowned YouTubers and experience the best that Minecraft has to offer.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 9
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SwanCraft – Nostalgic Semi-Vanilla SMP | Community Focus | LGBTQIA+ Friendly

    SwanCraft – Nostalgic Semi-Vanilla SMP | Community Focus | LGBTQIA+ Friendly
    SwanCraft - Nostalgic Semi-Vanilla SMP | Community Focus | LGBTQIA+ Friendly Minecraft Server
    Version 1.20.1IP: mc.swancraftmc.com

    SwanCraft

    In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. We will always focus on community first and will never lose our pure semi-vanilla survival roots. Our close-knit community and dedicated staff team is ready to welcome you into our family!

    ⬥🔶⬥🔹 ────Basic Info────🔹⬥🔶⬥

    IP: mc.swancraftmc.comVersion: 1.20.1Server Location: East Coast, USA
    Chat Reporting: DisabledWebsite: SwanCraftDiscord: DiscordFounded: Jan 22, 2017Server Population: 15-30+ players at all timesDiscord Population: 2100+ membersMedian Staff Age: 23, ranging from 16 – 30+

    ⬥🔶⬥🔹 ────Features────🔹⬥🔶⬥

    ✨ Map Info ✨
    Map Expanded for 1.20 on July 23Overworld: 60k x 60kNether: 20k x 20kThe End: 20k x 20k
    ✨ Semi-Vanilla ✨We aim to keep gameplay itself as vanilla as possible, while providing access to some commands that make Minecraft life a little less mundane.

    ✨ Grief Prevention ✨Claim your land and only give access to people that you trust!

    ✨ Ranks ✨We have two systems of ranks: voting and donating. Our donator ranks are designed to be “Pay-to-skip” rather than P2W. This means that nearly all donator perks are available from vote ranks and higher vote ranks provide you with better perks than any donator rank.

    ✨ Crates ✨Use keys from voting or donating to open crates for special rewards. Collect our specially themed crate collectibles!

    ✨ Collectibles ✨We bring a different element to Minecraft with Collector Series. There aredozens of collector series’ on our server and more are being added every month!

    ✨ Community ✨We want everyone to enjoy their time on SwanCraft. We try to promote a friendly environment free from toxic energies. Players are encouraged to voice any suggestions or concerns they may have for the community.💖🧡💛💚💙💜 LGBTQ+ inclusive! 💜💙💚💛🧡💖

    ✨ Economy ✨Our economy is entirely item based. No economy plugins $$ here! Browse our several dozen player shops at /warp shops!

    ✨ Events ✨
    Falling Crate Keys
    Map Art Contests
    Movie Nights
    Build Contests
    Art Contests
    Discord Events
    Special themed events

    When searching for a new place to play, sometimes what a server doesn’t have is just as important as what it does.
    NO TownyNO MCMMONO FactionsNO Economy PluginsNO different game modesNO DynmapNO Keep Inventory (But your death coordinates are recorded.)NO Custom EnchantsWE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Void Armor Forged: 21
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    Potions Brewed: 181 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OP Miners

    OP Miners

    Welcome to OP Miners [1.4.7 – 1.19] aka The BEST NEW Java OP Prisons server, here’s why you should join • We have so many custom items such as ranks, enchants, commands etc • We have the most friendly staff ever there to help you (but staff will NOT tolerate hacking) • We have a voting system, a crate system and avartars system to customize your looks ————————– ————————– If you hack you wil be permanately banned unless you buy an unban which is 1 unban / player. You only can buy one so be carefull. ————————– ————————– Thank you for playing on OP Miners and if you read this far, you can get a free rank by typing /franka in-game

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Enchantments Applied: 160
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Runes Activated: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Steinercraft Vanilla-based Anarchy

    Steinercraft Vanilla-based Anarchy
    Welcome to Steinercraft’s server page!We are running a survival Minecraft server. Our aim is to preserve vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as we see fit, with the exception of teleportation commands. There are no claims. Griefing, raiding and PvP is allowed. Cheating is prohibited. You can also join with Bedrock Edition using the same address. More information can be found by joining the server! 🙂

    IP-Address: steinercraft.net Discord server: http://discord.me/steinercraft

    Photo credits: MMB Studios

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Sleepii Tiime

    Sleepii Tiime

    Welcome to Sleepii Tiime, a cozy Minecraft server basking in the glow of the moon, where everyone is welcome, and we’re LGBTQ+ friendly. Our server is whitelist-only and exclusively for Java Edition players. Dive into our chill community, build to your heart’s content following simple rules, and chat with friends using Simple Voice Chat. Join us for some laid-back gaming and good vibes!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 477260 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • 3319325537721648691

    3319325537721648691

    Want to try the hardest seed in Minecraft?

    We host an SMP server running the hardest seed in Minecraft Bring your 200 IQ and join our server to try this famously difficult (100% real) seed spawn See how far you can grind in this resource-scarce island mini world Compare your progress, stats and screenshots of your builds with other players Server IP: play.3319325537721648691.com Learn about the history of the seed: https://discord.gg/GXyKx7cWmd

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Ores Mined: 9374 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 43 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • VentureLand

    VentureLand
    A completely unique RPG game in minecraft► A large hand-built open world map► 8 different classes, each with unique abilities and playstyles► Custom items and loot► Unique crafting system► Economy and market► Custom mobs► Dungeons and bosses

    No mods required! Use the IP to join

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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