ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Dimension Hops: 11
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Alien Abductions: 1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

New Minecraft Servers

  • PhoenixMC

    PhoenixMC

    BEST IS PHOENIXMC PLAY AND FUN GUYS AND BUY CRATES ARMOR AND U ARE POWER FULL IN SERVER ANY PROMLEBS CONTENT OPRATERS

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 467
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Mystia | 1.20.1 Survival | Keep Inventory | Good Vibes

    Mystia | 1.20.1 Survival | Keep Inventory | Good Vibes
    Welcome to Mystia. Our server has the friendliest community on Minecraft. We’re a Network that offers the best of the best Earth, Survival, and Prison, and factions gamemodes.

    We’re always innovating and pushing to improve, and all community feedback gets taken into account and implemented. If you the player wants something changed, added, or removed, we make it happen.

    Join today to learn all about each gamemodes features!

    If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.

    USE THE IP: archerpvp.usPORT: 19132

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9675
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • NYXO MC

    NYXO MC

    NYXOMC offers an immersive Minecraft experience with a variety of exciting features. Our server features a captivating crates system that allows you to earn keys through gameplay or purchases, unlocking crates filled with valuable items, rare resources, and enticing cosmetics. Engage in thrilling combat with the lifesteal mechanic, strategically recovering health by dealing damage to foes. Dive into a world of progression with MCmmo, where you can level up skills through tasks, unlocking unique abilities. Plus, customize your gear with custom enchantments and dive into the economy with various job options. Join NYXOMC for a rich and dynamic Minecraft adventure

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • AndoMC

    AndoMC
    The best SMP server that can physically exist in this universe is now in OPEN BETA! and i’m ready for people to come try it out, see what works and what doesn’t! discord.gg/YdePNEQ2eg

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • ZeanoxMC

    ZeanoxMC

    OP Skyblock ============== OP Factions ============== Were hiring all positions Have what it takes? Create a ticket!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Players Killed by Monsters: 3684
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Ganomus

    Ganomus

    Welcome to our Minecraft haven, where excitement knows no bounds! Immerse yourself in a custom world featuring unique items, mobs, and dazzling item skins. Express your style with exclusive cosmetics as you explore a PvP arena, conquer bossfight events, and thrive in the survival experience.

    Economic enthusiasts will find their niche with jobs and quests, contributing to a thriving in-game economy. Join a vibrant community, full of friendly faces and endless updates. Brace yourself for two-week events packed with new content, ensuring the adventure never ceases.

    Join us on this thrilling journey where every block tells a story, and every player is a part of our ever-evolving Minecraft family!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 New Chunks Explored: 838618
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Towns Built: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • kuveru Network

    kuveru Network

    IP DE JAVA: kuveru.com IP DE BEDROCK : kuveru.com PUERTO : 4188 —————————————————————– We are a new NetWork eager to expand, we have the following modalities: – Survival OP + Mysterious Cosmetics Chests + Loot Boxes / Keys + Ranks with many advantages + Protection stones + Levels with rewards + And many more functions… DISCOVER THEM

    Online Players – in the last

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • L&N Craft | Vanilla+ SMP | Read Description

    L&N Craft | Vanilla+ SMP | Read Description
    L&N Craft

    We strive to be a small, tight-knit community made for long term building with player–based resets. Along with a strict interview process for our new players, ensuring they are in agreeance with our rules and would be a good fit to our community. This is an 18+ server for all the people out there who want a more mature space to make jokes, be comfortable, and fit in.

    Vanilla+

    Our server has a few quality of life plugins for the comfort and freedom of our players that do the following:

    – Check amount of bees and honey in beehives

    – Turn item frames invisible and you can open chests through them

    – Right-click to harvest crops

    – Leaves decay much faster

    – Removes the “Too expensive” message on anvils

    – Have custom tags when you donate/get recognized

    – A few more!

    How to Join

    First join our discord where you’ll be prompted with our rules, then go on to an interview request form. Upon acceptance with that you’ll have a required voice interview with one of our staff members who will then review your answers and appropriately move you on from there.

    Discord Link: https://discord.gg/2QN27CCH86

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 228 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • PokeClash Cobblemon [Fabric 1.20.1] – The Cobbleist Cobblemon Experience!

    PokeClash Cobblemon [Fabric 1.20.1] – The Cobbleist Cobblemon Experience!
    Welcome to **PokeClash**! We are a server that wants to blend cobblemon and minecraft survival while adding fun things to do over the top! We are a small time venture. We are open to the public! Join the discord to get updates!

    Server Version: **1.4**

    **Features**

    – Non-PTW– In Game Rankup (and Donation Ranks if you want them)– Jobs– Minecraft Task Quests– Shopkeepers– Land Claiming and Homes– Gravestones – Tokens that protect your inventory if you die– Fakemon Spawns– WonderTrade!– Pokemon Trading– Pokemon Fishing – Fish up different Rarity Pokemon and treasures!– Fish Up Pokemon to battle or catch!– New Resource World planned every week (never run out of resources)– Custom textures and blocks– Emotes, Balloons, Hats, backpacks and other cosmetics!– parties and friend lists!– and more to come!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/pokeclashModrinth Modpack: https://modrinth.com/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemonCurseForge Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pokeclash-cobblemonTechnic Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemon.1961440

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 1494 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 58
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CraftDem Heartz

    CraftDem Heartz
    Welcome to CraftDem Heartz!!!

    This isn’t your typical space traveling Kingdom Hearts adventure. What if when exiting the door of Traverse Town, there was grass and trees? Continue exploring while fighting off heartless and other familiar creatures till you come across… a Chocobo Farm? Agrabah? or even Balamb Garden? Yes, you will find these and many more locations from Kingdom Hearts/Disney/Pixar/Final Fantasy that you can visit on foot(or mount) in this custom made map.

    Currently whitelisted while we build. If you would like to help, please reach out. Terrain could use some love and constantly adding builds. We will also need a large variety of models for mobs, gear, furniture, etc. The focus is the builds but music/sound creation and extra minds to bounce story ideas would be nice too.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/296h8CRxYS

    History debrief:

    This has been an ongoing project of mine for a few years now that I have originally planned out close to a decade ago. Over the past 4 years, we have gone through several obstacles and had originally been set up with the intention of using mods and the kingdomkeys mod(highly recommend trying out) but with mods progressing at diff levels, it made it difficult to create this vision. So we went with plugins and resourcepacks which also means creating everything from scratch(weapons, mobs, leveling system, etc.) but it is soo worth it.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 32
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 64 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Black Hole SevTech

    Black Hole SevTech

    Fresh SevTech Ages Anarchy Server 3.2.3 No Discord, we use Telegram https://t.me/+tgRHcDaarmY3NmMx Administrator contact https://t.me/sonomukashi 5.161.79.119:25566 CPU: AMD EPYC (4) @ 2.445GHz Memory: 3.5GB Disk: NVMe 160GB Download 3Gbps Upload 2Gbps

    Please note the information here may not be up to date and its best to join the Telegram group to stay up to date

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 221 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Alien Abductions: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Web_

    Web_

    Project Eden is an Old-School Non OP Prison. Work your way through four wings, each with their own unique ecosystem , loot table, and design. Work hard and gather resources, or use brute force and trickery to rob from those honest few. No matter the strategy, you’ll have to form alliances if you wish to feel truly safe.

    C-Prisoner- Fresh out out the cyropod right into an alien planet, this is your first step to see if you will earn your freedom, or toil away incaptivity.

    B-Prisoner – You’ve proven yourself capable and have begin to make a name for yourself. Finally, you can assert some “authority”

    A-Prisoner- You’ve seen many shapeless nights, the chaos on the enclosure is routine to you now, in fact your starting most of it. Here you should have strong alliances made and rivals to target.

    Elite-Prisoner- You are the Apex Predator of this Ecosystem, will you control your turf with approachable business, or cutthroat schemes. Freedom is almost in sight.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 92 Emeralds Found: 5827
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6889 Animals Bred: 106

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • pinecraftequestrian.com

    pinecraftequestrian.com

    This server is pinecraftequestrian for horse lovers. It is for my granddaugter to play her games on Mindcraft.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • BoredomMC

    BoredomMC

    Boredom MC is a private/whitelisted vanilla gameplay SMP server focused on keeping Minecraft the way it’s meant to be played. We now only accept players that are 17 years of age, or older. We have a dedicated staff team and an amazing community of tightly-knitted players who make this an experience to never forget. Don’t hesitate to become a part of our amazing, and active community.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Nexus Anarchy | 1.20x | BRAND NEW | Join Today!

    Nexus Anarchy | 1.20x | BRAND NEW | Join Today!
    Experience the chaos of Nexus Anarchy, a Minecraft server where there are no rules and hacking is allowed. With no staff to enforce any regulations, players are free to explore and create their adventures. Join our brand new server that opened on 1/16/24 and enjoy the 24/7 gameplay at nexusanarchy.minecraftserver.us

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Chimeras Created: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 6034
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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