ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Skyblock Islands

    Skyblock Islands

    The Official SkyWars Server! SkyWars also known as ‘Skyblock Warriors’ is where Skyblock meets PvP. SkyWars.com is the largest standalone 1.8 skywars server with the capability of holding up to 600 players with little server latency.

    SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net

    – Updated to 1.8 – No whitelist, play as soon as you join! – Custom SkyWars plugin. – Over 500,000 unique players joined. – Multiple maps, random each game, new ones always being added. – Custom items that enhance gameplay. – Never wait for others to join, 100+ players always online. – Skybuck(s) currency system, buy items in-game from killing players or by winning games.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 769 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LegacyPVP

    LegacyPVP

    Welcome to legacypvp, the #1 minecraft pvp server. We are a new server but we have grown substantially in the last few months. We have a massive player base and grow more each day. This server revolves around pvp but there are many mini games to keep you excited about us. Join now and start your legacy.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Love Letters Sent: 3 New Chunks Explored: 892894
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dan Power

    Dan Power

    DanPowerMC is the best Minecraft server out there. 80% custom plugins! We have KitPvP, Factions, UHC, and a custom Farming server! What are you waiting for? Join now!

    IP: play.danpower.info

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 192 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MCBuffalo

    MCBuffalo

    Starting out as a small survival server in 2012 for a couple of friends, MCBuffalo is now one of the highest quality Minecraft Server Networks with over 3500 players, featuring game modes such as Factions, SkyBlock, Survival, Creative, Parkour and even a Games server with games such as TNT Run, Spleef, Hunger Games, and many more!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 28
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • w00tCRAFT

    w00tCRAFT

    w00tCRAFT is a survival PVP server. Modding, griefing and being disrespectful are NOT ALLOWED! We have lots of fun events and a great community!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 239
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ZoneCraft Network

    ZoneCraft Network

    We host fun and unique modalities! ¡Combate sin cooldown 1.7 – 1.17! Ranges and more: https://tienda.zonecraft.es Discord: https://discord.zonecraft.es

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Chimeras Created: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TDE – Minecraft Server Network

    TDE – Minecraft Server Network

    TDE is a 4 year old server that has been repeatedly updated and improved. We are currently running version 1.8.7 Spigot

    We run our own property management add-on called TDERegions. We have several maps where you can let off steam.

    – Flat World (City) – normal world (free build) – Farm world (regenerates every 4 weeks) – Nether

    Plugins (27): Minequery, WorldEdit, NoCheatPlus, MagicMouse, Ugames, VirtualShop, Buycraft, Vault, PermissionsEx, Multiverse-Core, TDERegionDynmap, HelperBot, WorldGuard, dynmap, TDERegion, TimingsParser, HawkEye, pvparena, MegaCreeps, ChestShop, Essentials, TDEAddons, EssentialsSpawn, Multiverse-Inventories, Multiverse-SignPortals, VirtualChest, EssentialsChat

    So if you enjoy Minecraft, you’ve come to the right place

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 459 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minewar

    Minewar

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Empire Legacy

    Empire Legacy

    Build an Empire, Leave a Legacy! With hundreds of other Factions working on constructing an empire of their own. Were now over 5 years old!

    Create or join a Faction, claim land, gather players, and build together! Empire Legacy has been championing the Factions scene for over half a decade, and we’ve become masters at caring for our friendly community and robust dedicated server.

    Learn more about how to play: www.empirelegacy.co.uk/guide

    Your adventure begins here… Website & forums: www.empirelegacy.co.uk IP: empirelegacy.co.uk

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Crops Grown: 1817
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Avea

    Avea

    Server for the land of Avea. Builders, battlers, explorers are all welcome to wander and settle the lands!

    Regioning, economy, PvP, mythic mobs are all available on this server! Dedicated players welcome!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Towns Built: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The CityPrison Network

    The CityPrison Network

    CityPrison is the #1 Non-Op minecraft Prison server.

    We’ve been open for over FIVE years (5) Yes, FIVE years. Amazing huh?

    With over 30 ranks and an amazing non-op system fair ranks and a fair to play non-op environment we are THE #1 MINECRAFT PRISON SERVER AROUND!

    We are one of the OLDEST minecraft prisons server, featuring content like no other in the minecraft prison server community, let alone the non-op community. We pride ourselves on running the best minecraft prison server, and we hope you join us.

    IP: Server.cityprison.net Website: https://cityprison.net Forums: https://forums.cityprison.net TeamSpeak: TS.cityprison.net So what are you waiting for? Join up inmate 🙂

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vertex

    Vertex

    Welcome to one of the far niche corners of the internet. I invite you to explore a little. Whether you’re into building or warfare, I’m optimistic we can find a cocktail of experiences for you.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 349 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Ores Mined: 3741 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Insane Crafters

    Insane Crafters

    Insane Crafters is a Friendly Minecraft game server where people can come and play Minecraft the way it was intended to be played.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The OrchardMC

    The OrchardMC

    The OrchardMC! A Unique Minecraft Fantasy Survival Server

    Welcome to The OrchardMC! The fastest-growing Minecraft fantasy SMP in 2024! What makes us stand out from the rest of the Minecraft community?

    Limited Top Rank Trial – That’s right when you log onto the server, you can run /freerank and claim our 2nd-Top Rank for absolutely FREE. This rank comes with unique perks and permissions that you’ll love while playing on the server!

    Server IP: play.theorchardmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/RczKCGUvDs

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 81
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Villages Defended: 13
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CastleCrafters

    CastleCrafters

    24/7 server its dedicated and wont go on anytime soon.We are starting out and we are looking for mod worthy people.We have mcmmo,factions and magic we have shops and we are open to all ideas the current mods do no abuse if they ever do post on the fourm.We only have one donator rank right now called Knight.We also have bas spleef a spleef game hosted by mods its very fun you play spleef with bows.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 51

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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