ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Mosaic Republic

The Mosaic Republic (40 slots) is a all round server. This means there are role-play elements, PvP and true survival. A planned feature as well is to add an arena where players can go to the and fight till the death for prizes The server is new, we are building up to have a well established and also having a great time. http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1488153-the-mosaic-republic-pvprpsurvival/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Farms Harvested:	361
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SMPCraft

Survival, Vanilla

A non-toxic SMP server, building a strong and friendly community! Join the fun today! Have fun, build your town, if griefs. report to a.scended#4623 on discord.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The-10th-Planet

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

We have Towny, SlimeFun, MobArena, PVPArena, CTF, BackPacks, Supertrails, Citizens, DynMap, Ranking system, Artifacts, CraftingStore, JOBS, Daily Bonus, Quests, Economy, MCMMO, LWC, BossShop, PlayerShops, Survival, Fishing Contests, PVP, XPBOOST, and much more. Lag Free.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ores Mined:	7105	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	6454	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

DualCrafts

Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This Minecraft Server is under construction. We hope that you will join our server and our Discord so you can suggest what you want built in the server.

Sincerely The DualCrafts Team

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Star Shards Collected:	228	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Surrealcraft

Factions, Mini Games, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

Surrealcraft is a server focused on Factions and PvP. Griefing, and more specifically raiding, is allowed and encouraged. The world border is set 5,000 blocks away from spawn. A more condensed world better facilitates raiding. There is NO chest protection! Design your base with security in mind to keep the baddies away from your loots. We also run mcMMO that allows you to level stats in the style of an RPG.

Website=www.surrealcraft.net

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DmarMc

Creative, PvP

The server Games ip: dmarmc.ga games: Knock . PvP . football . creative . owner : IIBALONII . Aywb co : IIZARONII . 0Classic_ dev : A2h_ and 3R8_ if u want play join and enjoy i love u this server its start on 2019/2/7 5:00 this bught ip : dmarmc.ga in 3/29/2019 ffa this best game so

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Ores Mined:	7513
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HaxirCraft

Factions, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival

www.HaxirCraft.com

HaxirCraft is a fun and funny server to play on with lots of friendly people to make friends with. We have Hunger Games, Factions, Survival, and Minigames. We’re a 24/7 Server with over 300 Slots! Join today and apply for staff, if you are respectful and on the server often, you could be selected!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Sk8erpnk

Survival

First of all, salam aleykum friends. I’m DJ attention. This is Şanlıurfa. Not long ago, I dissed the lout called heijan.. of course he did too.. He tells me in the diss; Why did you act as mother and sister in the diss? Oh my god, you made me a mother and sister too?! listen my god! In the diss you also say; Mothers are angels, mothers cannot be cursed at, and their mothers and sisters are dissing me, what the hell are you doing? loose. Listen to her, I swear, she’s like my dick.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8447	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Portlandia

Over 500 people have joined. Why haven’t you?

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ShadowPvP

Server IP: minecraft.eyeguardian.com

The Server

ShadowPvP is a server with different plugins and players to make your experience here the best. With more than thirty plugins, our server is one to remember.

Our Plugins

Factions and mcMMO are just a few of our thirty plugins, and we are constantly adding and updating plugins to make the experience better.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Potions Brewed:	132	Mines Excavated:	3412
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EvilBits

Skyblock

Welcome to EvilBits! A community-based skyblock server! We recently revamped and upgraded our server to better accommodate our players. We provide 24/7 staff service, A great time playing, A robust anti-cheat, and most importantly a great system to deal with bugs and crashes. I hope to see you on the server! We have a big event coming up Saturday at 12pm EST!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ninjacraft

We are a new fun server that needs good builders to build, good miners to mine, good pvpers to pvp and good players to play. If you are that person then join ninjacraft!!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Towns Built:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MayoSlo

Skywars, Survival

Welcome to mayoslo’s server! On this server you can play a survival and skywars. Contact us: Discord: knedlbrezcokoladke Skype: MrGamer365

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Very Pug

Friendly server, flexible admins, ranking system, fun plugins, *temporarily small amount of slots*, mostly survival and PvP. redstone minigames, economy/store. Still in the process of being set up. Have fun!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	6098
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MineBound

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival

This is a faction based server. Griefing is allowed and we will be getting skyblock soon come on and join the server and have some fun,

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Animals Bred:	168	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.