ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 3
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Void Armor Forged: 21
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 4
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  • Zedwork Zurvival

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    We encourage community spirit. We don’t take kindly on griefing, stealing or PVPing in an non-civil manner. PVP is allowed, but have some respect about it. Surprise attacks on players who are building, or going about their business is not accepted practise here. The Guardians will step in if they see your behaviour as unsavoury.

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    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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    [France] Survival – PvP – Claims – Shops. The beginning is relatively difficult. The nights are nightmarish.

    Updated October 18, 2024

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  • Good Vibrations

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    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
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  • Elysium Minecraft Server

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    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 96%
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  • Crafters-Island

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    Updated October 18, 2024

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  • ChrisCraft

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    Updated October 18, 2024

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  • ODD_Craft

    ODD_Craft

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    Updated October 18, 2024

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    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
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    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Herocraft MMORPG

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    HEROCRAFT MINECRAFT MMORPG SERVER MULTIPLAYER: The Original Heroes RPG Minecraft server. Many Classes to chose from! Paladin, Ranger, Wizard, Cleric and more! Many Professions! Engineer, Smith, Farmer, Merchant and more! Many Skills! Cast Fireball, Backflip, Bolt and 200 more! Custom Mobs and Items! Towns! MAGIC! MELEE! PvP! MMORPG! Enjoy a truly RPG experience in a Minecraft World!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 38
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 2
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    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Dino Kraft

    Dino Kraft

    Survival Server Looking to Expand! Brand New! Need Builders/Helpers! – New World -Friendly Owner -Fun Plugins! -Open to Suggestions! -1.15

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Libton-Craft

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    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Dimension Hops: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 70
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    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Douglas Weisgerber

    Douglas Weisgerber

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    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 33 Crystal Wands Charged: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • GloCraft

    GloCraft

    Have you been looking for an Australian Server with No Lag, Excellent Permissions and a friendly, highly active community of players? Then GloCommunity is the server for you!

    At GloCraft, we strive to have that one thing other servers don’t, which means you’ll have great time! We offer a wide variety of plugins, such as Essentials, LogBlock, SimpleWarnings LWC, Modreq, Chestshops, Worldguard and Worldedit, and an extensive Anti-Grief Experience, along with 10 Ranks that are gained through being active and playing on the server frequently, while not breaking any rules. Because the server is still new, you might have a higher chance of becoming a Moderator, though first you need to prove that you can be trusted, and that you have what it takes to be one!

    We now have a website aswell! www.glocraft.net.au Come online for forums, updates and much, much, more!

    Don’t be afraid to throw us a diamond!

    We now have a rank available to the public that lets you use worldedit!

    The server is run by 2 internet friends, and offers great flexibility and an awesome experience!

    So COME ON DOWN to GloCommunity. It’s worth it!

    Also, on the No Lag! side of things, if you don’t live in Australia, you might get some lag 😛 This is an Australian server, so naturally, Non Australians might experience some lag.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • CaveCraft

    CaveCraft

    Looking for a chill server? Join us! We have survival for now. Working on kit pvp and bedwars! Good Luck!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Chimeras Created: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Villages Defended: 12

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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