ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

New Minecraft Servers

  • minecraft temple

    minecraft temple

    We are a family server with all ages in game. we have limited space but we are expanding soon. economy and grifer protections are available along with a starter area town that you can get a lot in. come check us out! after you get on just type /register (your password) after that just type in /login (your password)

    we look forward to seeing you!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Ores Mined: 2527 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 26 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 26 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Uthrandir Universe

    Uthrandir Universe

    The Uthrandir Universe is a collection of servers connected to allow instantaneous travel from one to the other. We offer high quality gameplay of different types.

    Our belief system is rooted in a deep respect for the individual player and we aim to create an experience you won’t be able to find anywhere else. NO harassment, NO lag and NO moderator’s whim to follow. Energized and inspired by the endless possibilities of Minecraft, we on Uthrandir have set out to create a new community based on our core belief system. A clean break from anything you have seen.We strive to achieve excellence in all facets of our development and to always try to be ‘ahead of the norm’; never settling for mediocrity or giving into laziness and maintain our values and morales in perpetuity. If our beliefs and goals resonate with yours, then “you’ve finally found your home”!

    Our servers:

    Age of Kindling – Minecraft Survival Clash of Crowns – Minecraft Fantasy Roleplay Ireneus’ Reverie – Minecraft Creative (coming soon!) Age of Embers – Minecraft RPG / PvP Factions (coming soon!)

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ZIvercraft

    ZIvercraft

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    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 88 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RageFox

    RageFox

    RageFox is a Norwegian server with room for everyone.

    RageFox has existed since April 2012 and gradually became known among players in Norway. We strive to keep up to date with the latest updates from Mojang as well as all known plugins that we have chosen to run on our server.

    With us, you can play exactly what you want as we have several different servers in the hub itself. If you feel like hunting players and raiding them, you have the opportunity to do so. If you want to build at your leisure, we have our own Creative server. If you want to build a city and run it like a proper mayor, you also have the opportunity to do that. Log in to the server and enter the portal to the world you want to play in.

    Creative Server Explore new blocks, build your dream house or create a huge maze! Create exactly what you want on the creative server. Here you get your own plot that only you can build on, or friends if you invite them. Try redstone mechanics, make a water slide or try your hand at a roller coaster!

    Faction Server – No Rules, No Mercy! On the faction server you can do pretty much exactly what you want without being punished for it! Almost everything is legal here and you can kill and raid players as much as you want. Here, the strongest wins and YOU must survive by getting an alliance that can protect you. Protect your and your friends’ territory, kill the enemy and take over!

    Towny server – You are the mayor, you decide Settle in an area that has not yet been developed. Invite workers into your city so you can lead them to build one of the biggest cities. Make sure your finances are in order so your city doesn’t go bankrupt. Adjust taxes to your citizens so they don’t get mad and leave it. This is your city, you rule and you decide.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Farms Harvested: 523 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Ores Mined: 7995 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Enchanted Survival

    Enchanted Survival

    ENCHANTED SURVIVAL IP – 51.81.75.45:25615

    Join our discord family! – https://discord.gg/BS8B9k2YxU

    See you online 🙂

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Galaxy Land

    Galaxy Land

    Hello, I’m Ferri, the creator of Galaxyland. Galaxy is an external server but we will improve and try to pay for a host for the server.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RPG WorldCraft24

    RPG WorldCraft24

    On our server, you can boldly fight and conquer your opponents’ strongholds thanks to the Fractions plugin that allows you to create guilds. At the spawn there are teleporters to the nether and enchants for players and VIPs. The server is back after a short break.

    ATTENTION !!! SPECIAL OFFER !!! REDUCED VIP PRICES!!!

    In our shop you can buy:

    SVIP 15 Days – PLN 30.75 gross VIP 30 DAYS – PLN 17.22 gross VIP 14 Days – PLN 11.07 gross Diamond set (Helmet, Armor, Trousers, Shoes) – PLN 7.38 gross Diamond tools – PLN 7.38 gross 5 Obsidian Stacks – PLN 11.07 gross Diamond Stack – PLN 11.07 gross UnBan – 7.38 PLN ugly

    The shop’s website is hosted on the server.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Xeno SMP

    Xeno SMP

    Welcome to the Xeno SMP we are a small server trying to grow please join out discord server and mc server have fun! https://discord.gg/NhYs4sUH9E

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Emeralds Found: 9092 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mineclan-esp

    Mineclan-esp

    Mineclan-ESP is a community of Minecraft players. And what does this server offer me? A place 24 hours without lag where you can play and enjoy the MODs that are on the server and a world to explore in which you can find anything. What mods does the server have? more than 120 and various plugins What is the address of the hamachi? None, this server is dedicated and hosted, so it is available 24 hours a day.

    The server IP is mineclan-esp.com, but to enter you need

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 894 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pilotdan1985

    Pilotdan1985

    9 year old friendly community freshly updated to 1.16.5! PVP Survival server with lots of plugins to find griefers, and prevent theft. We have a nice LOTTERY system as well as player ran shops, and a custom coded menu system. We also have precious stones, and three different maps. Nice ranking system makes you work for your status and be proud of your accomplishments. The server is privately owned and hosted by 1 person which means no expensive hosting bills. Yet, we run top of the line hardware with dual cpus 4 hard drives, battery backup system, and 72gb of ram! plugins Buycraft, TreeAssist, dynmap, ExpBank, mcMMO, LWC, Tombstone, DisguiseCraft, ChestShop, and many more! updated 2-4-21

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Chimeras Created: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Rune Stones Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MilanCraftSMP

    MilanCraftSMP

    nice server for begginers and pros still needs more staff and mod or builders ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppllllllllllllllllllllllllllzzzzzzzzzz

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Creepercraft Cloud

    Creepercraft Cloud

    The best minecraft server of the netherlands! We have all sorts of minigames like Skywars and more but you can also play survival, factions and more!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 9

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Swertynow

    Swertynow

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    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Feed the Beast Unleashed

    Feed the Beast Unleashed

    Hello there! If you are looking for a FTB Ultimate server with a friendly community, reliable uptime, great performance, a fully featured forum and a TeamSpeak server, you have come to the right place. We have been online since early November 2012, and have the experience to ensure that yours is a positive one. For more information check out our forums at beast.pwnz.org/forum.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 157

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • JoshsSMP

    JoshsSMP

    You can do any thing you want you want to do roleplay you do roleplay you wana make a govement you make a govement everyone has there freedom

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Dimension Hops: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
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