ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
Animals Bred: 129 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Servers

  • VanillaPod SMP

    VanillaPod SMP

    VanillaPod is a relaxed and casual server with small community of friendly people. Players are free to pursue any Minecraft activity: strike out alone into the wild, build a house in town, or collaborate with new friends to build something amazing.

    We try to keep a Vanilla feel to gameplay, but we do have a few nice additions which we feel improve the overall experience.

    Other information: – Overworld is mostly non-PVP – PVP is available in special arenas and Nether – Players may protect their homes/chests/furnaces from theft and vandalism – Basic economy – Newbie Town is regularly expanded to provide plots for new players – Staff are non-intrusive and do not interfere with gameplay

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • OgLand

    OgLand

    OgLand is a new worldbuilding server set in the fictional Og City. there are multiple cities that make up ogland. Make alcohol with Brewery, Grow and Make Drugs, Make up to 60 types of guns and 8 types of ammo. Build buildings for players, Get a job with Jobs Reborn, Sell working vehicles with MTVehicles and Much Much more.In Ogland we allow the server to elect a president and vice president every month. As long as players have a good reputation a week before elections then anyone can be elected. Elected officals make laws, pass infaustracture and military bills etc, and will decide how the society of OgLand will operate and run (With moderation of staff). What will you decide to do with your life in Ogland.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Farms Harvested: 251
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Runes Activated: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Crafters Guild Survival/Creative/Mcmmo

    Crafters Guild  Survival/Creative/Mcmmo

    Towny: Join a town, Create a Town and Be it’s Mayor McMMO: RPG-like stats that allows you to level up! Economy: Earn money fighting mobs, mining ores and selling items! LWC:protections: Lock chests, doors, signs and dispensers. Mob-Arena:Create Parties with your friends and battle hordes Backpacks:An extra upgradable inventory available to all players anti-cheat and anti-grief: Server Specs: (Updated) 200 player capacity 3.6Ghz quad-core Xeon processor w/Turbo boost SSD Powered 64GB DDR3 RAM 1Gbps connection speed

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Enchantments Applied: 172

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cubic Worlds

    Cubic Worlds

    Founded in May 2011, Cubic Worlds is a gaming community and Minecraft server that anyone can log in to and explore as a Guest. Our aim is to create a safe and secure place for players of all ages and skill levels to enjoy building epic creations with others. We value your time and effort, and seek to reward you by providing a community that is amongst the friendliest in the Minecraftverse. We offer:

    ► Improved survival gameplay: We try to keep close to the traditional spirit of Minecraft survival whilst also taking advantage of plugins that provide security and additional gameplay options. Staff don’t magick items up except to refund losses from glitches or as prizes for events.

    ► Equality: Promotion is completely unnecessary to enjoy playing on the server. A new Member has identical building powers to a long-standing Moderator (excepting WorldEdit powers which are only used for preparing events). The only perks that promotion offers are the power to write coloured signs and the ability to place TNT, which we restrict Members from doing as an anti-grief measure. However, you are free to ask another player to help you do either of those things!

    ► Impartial and not for profit: While voluntary donations are always welcome and will be sincerely appreciated, Cubic Worlds is not run for profit and does not exist to make money. We do not sell in-game powers, privilege or influence in exchange for donations.

    ► Accountability: Our Staffers are not tyrannical beings that must be feared, and in fact they welcome constructive feedback on their actions to improve both themselves and the server as a whole. Just as players are expected to follow the server rules, so must staff members abide by a strict staff policy to ensure they do not abuse their position of trust.

    ► Fun! As well as hosting events including mainstream ideas like Spleef or PvP Tournaments and viciously evil Parkour Gauntlets, we also run completely custom events such as treasure hunts, Leaf Spleef, “The Many-Hued Path”, and the Emerald Jump. We try to host at least one event every weekend!

    For a full description, we recommend you check our homepage for links to lots of helpful information.

    We look forward to seeing you in Cubic Worlds!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 456 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MasonSMP V2

    MasonSMP V2

    Premium SMP which offers homes, TPA, MCMMO and much more! come join today ! Always up-to-date native!

    It is also backwards compatible till 1.7.2

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Farms Harvested: 760 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 9 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Skyblocky

    Skyblocky

    Am almost vanilla skyblock server. No in game purchases or votes. Shops does exist for the purpose of obtaining normally unobtainable items. Small server meant for friends but feel free to join!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Ores Mined: 1953
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CreationBayMC

    CreationBayMC

    Creation Bay started as a couple of friends periodically transferring a Minecraft single-player save file back in the early days of Minecraft beta. Today it is a server gleaming with potential and it is yours for the taking! Work though the ranks to prove you are one of the greatest builders out there!

    So what sort of server exactly is Creation Bay? Creation Bay is a shining and highly successful Creative server, using multiverse we have 2 Worlds that can be used to express your creative talent. When you first join the server you will be the rank “Builder” and will have spawned in our main world, aptly named “Creation Bay” 🙂 To prevent griefing the lowest two ranks on our server cannot work within the main, Creation Bay, World. They are permitted to work as frequently and as much as they’d like in out Plot World, to get there use either our StarGate portals located in spawn, or simply type /warp PlotWorld, pretty straight forward! To progress through the ranks we like to see a combination of Building talent, and personal maturity. So with an up time of 99%, friendly and helpful admins and great high speed connections there is absolutely no reason to go past Creation Bay!

    Creation Bay runs numerous Bukkit Mods that are designed to enhance the players experience. Mods that reduce griefing, restrict areas to certain ranks based on their skill level, frequent server saves and backups to ensure griefing can be undone should the unlikely case of it occur etc. With a rapidly growing and expanding community the earlier you get on the easier it will be to get noticed and move through the ranks! Now stop reading this and jump on!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Ores Mined: 8970 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • 13b13t

    13b13t

    fun new anarchy server. Hacked clients allowed! flying is enabled and spawn is fairly nice. join quick before anyone else to get the essential minecraft materials!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineTexas Public Server Network

    MineTexas Public Server Network

    Server Description: The MineTexas Minecraft Server network is a locally owned and operated community based in the Dallas, Texas area. We are dedicated to providing the best Minecraft Server Community experience for all Minecraft Players. We do this by hosting a wide variety of Minecraft Servers. Each Minecraft Server we run is a custom tailored experience unlike any other Minecraft Servers out there, with unique people and Minecraft buildings and Minecraft worlds to explore. Our Minecraft worlds are your creative platform. Come find the Minecraft Server that best suits your favorite Minecraft Server play-style preferences. We’re sure you can find a Minecraft Server to enjoy.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Fatality Factions

    Fatality Factions

    Welcome to my brand new server. I need help with different things and would love some help! come join

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Land Of Trahania

    Land Of Trahania

    An awesome Pvp server! with no rules, so grief and raiding allowed

    u just need to join and freaking start killing!!! we are new but still got a great staff team! the admins are very helpful and friendly

    No lag at all i promise you!

    open 24/7 just for you

    come in and be the best killer!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Doreeworld Gaming

    Doreeworld Gaming

    Doreeworld Gaming Community: minecraft.doreeworld.com

    Doreeworld Facts: 64 slot 2 GB and growing 24/7 dedicated Over 1,075 players promoted to Member

    5 Worlds: Tartarus (guest world) Elysium Fields (main survival world) Pandora’s Box (anarchy) iCreate (creative) Smithsonian (creative)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Buildings Constructed: 44

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Kingdomcraft

    Kingdomcraft

    Welcome to the immersive RPG server, Kingdomcraft!

    Kingdomcraft is an upcoming minecraft RPG that is completely unique and takes nothing from any other server!

    For once, YOU get to decide how you become powerful, and you don’t have to follow a set path of equipment or trinkets! Every class you pick has a different storyline, so don’t expect the same-old same-old when starting a new character!

    Using a combination of immersive storylines, a well-made map, fun quests, and unique gameplay! Kingdomcraft will become one of the top 10 RPG servers in the world! That is our goal. Kingdomcraft also has quality 3d item and boss models, to make your experience more enjoyable!

    If YOU wish to become part of that goal, you can tell your friends and join our discord!

    If you wish to support Kingdomcraft, we encourage you to become a voluntary staff member!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9182
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35 Phantom Knights Defeated: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Zombie Dances: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Noble Craft Skyblock

    Noble Craft Skyblock

    Our Website: http://www.noble-craft.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Magic Items Found: 7433
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 14 Potions Brewed: 100
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CaxCraft Survival Economy and More

    CaxCraft Survival Economy and More

    Dramatic, ethereal, innovative: Simply put, CaxCraft is the finest Minecraft Server Experience devised by man.

    CaxCraft is a server like none other: enjoy a capitalist economy, minimal rules, guns, drugs and other plugins! This is accompanied by a friendly and active staff, working to refine and perfect our experience.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 14
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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