ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Void Armor Forged: 15 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Amazing-Craft

    Amazing-Craft

    This is a Server That is Survival We wish You all a Happy New Year and we will greet our fellow PLayers Well This is survival Fractions server with PVP if Chosen Thanks For Reading Hope to See You All Soon! =)

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 86
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • GuidoCraft

    GuidoCraft

    Awesome Fun Also Come Check Us Out On Planet Minecraft Just type in GuidoCraft And Your There!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Alien Abductions: 5 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • PiggyCraft

    PiggyCraft

    This Server Is One Of My Servers it is a faction pvp server u spawn in a castle that is claimed as safezone and then you set out on your adventure you can build a castle and claim it and protect it fro enemy factions plese do not ask for staff

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 33 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • TeefusCraft

    TeefusCraft

    We are providing a Community-based, Factions, PvP, Bukkit server. As far as plugins, we have Factions, MCMMO, SkyBlock, HeadDrops, a few really nice Spleef Arenas, a challenging Obstacle Course, BattleArena PvP arenas, LWC, ranks purchasable with in-game money, and a few Mob Arenas! Advertising other servers will get you banned, as will x-ray, hacks, and anything that gives you a PvP advantage over anyone else. Make sure you read the rules when you get in so you won’t get muted or banned right away.

    P.S. – For those looking for a staff position as soon as you log in, don’t even bother copying the IP address. Staff is hired from trusted long-time members of TeefusCraft.

    Thanks for reading! -=TeefusCraft Staff=-

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Noble Craft Network

    Noble Craft Network

    Once upon a time, a Minecraft user started a small SMP server. Over time, this server grew in size. Alongside the player count, the resources and money available to the server grew. Today, that server is called Noble Craft, with its owner being NobleProductions. SURVIVAL Using some of our favorite plugins, such as GriefPrevention, MobArena, and more, we’ve created a cleverly-assembled Survival server that aims to be everything you want it to be. However, not of our plugins are public, and this sets our server apart from the others. From lockboxes that leave you hooked on the first day to mob loot crates that keep you grinding away, a plethora of entirely-custom features is prevalent in Survival. CREATIVE Pick a plot and get building. Let your inner architect shine! Create the best castle on the server, host small build competitions with your friends, or even do some roleplay. KITPVP Developed by Lew_ himself, KitPvP is the very server showcased by ZexyZek. Select a kit and (literally) jump into the carnage. Earn achievements by getting lots of kills. Buy the best kit you can, or make your own in the shop! Hoard up some legendary items and demonstrate their divine status on the battlefield. Rank up on the top kills board and the top KDR board. PLOTS In this unique and economy-based take on Survival, you can choose a nice plot and get started. Turn your plot into a giant factory, producing mass amounts of resources, or turn it into your dream house. SKYBLOCK Take up the challenge of creating and maintaining a wealthy life where so few resources are available. Climb to the very top of the server, but you’ll get knocked down a few times. If you don’t have a good grip, you might fall into the void!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Mines Excavated: 2704 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Minecreate Sanctuary

    Minecreate Sanctuary

    Minecreate started a year ago by Derrick (Nevermoar), Hs Darkness and AJ and resulted in many amazing buildings and people. Now it has been restarted and anyone is welcome!

    The server is 24/7 with staff who are always here to help who can be in close communication. It is non-griefing or stealing and you can build anything you want! There is a shop, jail and public access to the nether! Come play now at mc.minecreate.com

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Crops Grown: 4812
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • WorldScape2

    WorldScape2

    The second Worldscape Minecraft server is here! This server is Factions PVP Grief based, so you can create factions with your friends and kill whoever you meet! Feel free to grief/raid any faction you come across, and you can dominate the server! We allow you to use lava, TNT and flint and steel! Fortify and expand your faction so other factions can’t destroy you.

    The only protected area on this server is the spawn, so the rest of the world is free to explore! It is free to join, just use the IP listed at the top of the post.

    The primary Worldscape server has been running for over a year, so you can be sure that it is run by experienced server admins.

    We have selected the best plugins for our server to reduce lag and to ensure your experience on the server is as good as it can be. We are open to suggestions and will be happy to implement any.

    REMEMBER: This is a pure Factions/PVP/Grief server, there is no teleportation or /back. Our other server at server.worldscapemc.com is SMP.

    Hope to see you soon!

    Server Website: http://worldscapemc.co.ukbetween players is available with console commands to help them out, anyone who votes for the server also gains some in game money.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Endless Night Skies: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • ZeenCraft

    ZeenCraft

    We have looked far and wide for a good server with no luck so we made our own. With over 2 years of minecraft experience combined you wont be dissapointed. So come on bye and check us out.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11
    Animals Bred: 138 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • SGPvP

    SGPvP

    –> SGPvP <-- SGPvP is not just an ordinary Minecraft server, it is a network of 7 servers and counting. The SGPvP server is brand new, however the server owner’s have formerly owner MinecraftSG.net before they transformed it into SGPvP.net. This transformation has meant that another 6 servers have been added to their arsenal of servers. –> THE SERVER <-- SGPvP is made up of a total of 7 servers running of 3 dedicated servers with a total of 56GB DDR3 Ram, and an accumulative of over 10GHz of processing power. The servers are as follows: The Hub Survival Games Elemental Warfare Survival Creative SkyBlock The Walls (Coming Soon) Each one of the servers is accessible through the IP play.SGPvP.net only!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Europe Gaming MineCraft

    Europe Gaming MineCraft

    PvP, Factions, Shop, Plots, AntiCheat, BOSEconomy, Essentials and much more!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Utterlicious

    Utterlicious

    Utterlicious is a small community server with helpful and mature staff. We are a survival server that allows griefing and raiding, pvp, and tnt.

    We offer creative and worldedit ranks for those who deserve it. Non-donor ranks are earned by play time on the server.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Potions Brewed: 182 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • ReitCraft

    ReitCraft

    Fun survival server with great donation ranks and staff. Fully working economy.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Magic Crystals Found: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Potions Brewed: 45

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Kism3t

    Kism3t

    This is purely for fun hardcore survival server. 1 life; death = permaban. PvP allowed. We suggest you read the rules on the site to see if this place is for you.

    Be nice, respect people and their property – and I’m sure we will have a blast.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Alien Abductions: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Star Shards Collected: 240
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Infinite Heights

    Infinite Heights
    Infinite Heights

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Magic Items Found: 4283
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • KickAxeCraft

    KickAxeCraft

    KickAxeCraft created by Toxic__Waste on Minecraft Version 1.10 Towny Server Added Skyblock Creative and Halloween World Owner:Toxic_Waste Co-Owner BabyBird

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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