ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

N04 – server539

Hey guys!

I am renting a small server from “theminecrafthost” holds approx. 20 players and is whitelisted.

I am looking for friendly, mature players to work on projects together and build a RPGish world.

Currently running latest version of craftbukkit with a few plugins.

There is going to be very little building restrictions.

If you are interested or would like more information contact me on steam: dazaricxyz or email: [email protected]

–reminder its whitelisted so contact me first before you bother trying to join.

http://blocksgonewild.enjin.com/

thanks!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8223	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	1622	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Prica Minecraft Server

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Emeralds Found:	5507	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

DerSeeglers vanilla survi

Sweet little vanilla survival server hosted by me DerSeegler.

There are practically no limitations but also practically no plugins. However, there are logblock and globalban. So anyone who thinks they can build shit will simply be banned globally and their changes will be reversed.

Admin: DerSeegler

Mods: Jerry00

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

TCMinecraft

Survival

The server is mostly ready to go. There might be some bugs so beware. Data loss is still possible. Join and help and get a Helper rank. I’m going to add more cool stuff.

Java and Bedrock can join!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Buildings Constructed:	44
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Cheesium Cloud

JOIN NOW! CHOOSE FROM MANY AWESOME GAMEMODES ALL CONNECT TO THE CHEESIUM NETWORK OF SERVERS!

JOIN HUB.CHEESIUM.COM OR VISIT WWW.CHEESIUM.COM

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Crops Grown:	3498
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

House of Targaryen

**Before going any further, realize we are running the development craftbukkit for 1.5 so there are bugs and not all plugins listed are open because they aren’t up to date.**

We are just wanting to play, socialize and simply have fun. We have a little bit of everything.

We use multiverse so you can play with your friends doing a variety of things:

– PvP (and yes we have hunger games) – Adventure maps (on scheduled days) – Building till your heart is content.

We have also added to our server. A new spawn and a fresh look. We added a mob arena (with and without plugin). Currently working on a Capture the Flag. There is an arena and 3 working on 4 hunger games.

So go ahead and come check us out at HouseTargaryen.mcservers.ws

Thanks for taking a look and if you have any questions you can direct them to Lanna1981, Truetone, or Highsideqc

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Iron PVP

This is Iron PVP, a German server with a lot of events. you have to note that the server is still being built

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ores Mined:	1512
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Emeralds Found:	9336
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Buildings Constructed:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	24

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

TobyPC Minecraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Survival MCMMO Gameplay.

Private server looking for decent people to join us. We will eventually move to whitelist. 🙂

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Fatcreeper Raid

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

24/7 Chicago Hosted ServerThis is a raiding and pvp factions server with ranks and a farming aspect. The worldborder is a small 7.5k. Obsidian can be destroyed by TNT but is stronger than other blocks. Some blocks like diamond, are even stronger against TNT.Crop growth has been sped up. Shops to buy and sell items are available.Server ranks are now available! Rank up with your money from selling crops and gain bonuses! For every rank you gain an extra heart and you can get a total of 2 rows of hearts. You also get more faction power to claim land.Plugins: Factions, MCMMO, ObsidianDestroyer, morehearts *New map was generated Feb 7th 2019.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Universe-PvP

Come on and join our Server… We’re german but we can speak english

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Zombie Dances:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MCLegend

All info at our webpage 🙂

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Zombie Dances:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ROFL Craft

We like to play some original minecraft. We try to keep the plugins light and not affect the game heavily. We like to chill have a good time and pvp some people upl!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Void Armor Forged:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Butterminecraft

Creative, Factions, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival Games

Now been dead for 9 years!

We offer: PvP Arena Survivalgames War Creative plots skyblock and rentable hotel rooms to spend your earned money on!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Void Gems Collected:	40	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BaaBoo’s PVP Server

[German Server]

Der BaaBoo’s PVP Server

The server is currently under construction but…

Here you can build and become the survival king

We also already offer a PVP arena

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DiscoverCraft[PvP][PvM]

Hello, We are DiscoverCraft

In-game information!

Please check in-game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.