ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 11 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 13
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
Mythical Quests Completed: 23 Evil Twin Fights: 1
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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    OverCraft

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Ores Mined: 7950 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • MCN: Creative

    MCN: Creative

    Minecraft Nations: Creative is a creative plot server. Everyone gets free protection and creative. We aim to create a great community filled with like-minded players, luckily we already have a good head start with our current community members at minecraftnations.com which has been a Minecraft community since 2010 we are famously known for our first server Minecraft Nations which will be relaunching sometime in the future.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Villages Defended: 18
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Lost Islands

    Lost Islands

    Lost Islands is a minecraft server unlike any other. We take great measures to ensure players of all types get the best possible online experience.

    We have a dedicated team of staff members that have been a part of our community for almost a year now. They are all capable and mature and will be happy to help you in anyway you should need.

    We are a NON-PROFIT server. This means we put ever penny that’s donated into improving the server and enhancing gameplay as much as possible.

    As a community-based server, we prioritise player satisfaction over EVERYTHING else. To do this, however, players must abide by certain rules to ensure that the server is a fun and friendly place for all types of players of all different ages.

    If you have any queries, please visit our site: www.lost-islands.info or email us at: [email protected]

    Thank you.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Star Shards Collected: 239
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • 🚀 Stardew Network | Explore the galaxy! [1.20.4] 🚀

    🚀 Stardew Network | Explore the galaxy! [1.20.4] 🚀

    🚀 Space Exploration [​Sooooon]

    Stardew Nework provides a welcoming and enjoyable experience for players looking to engage in survival gameplay.

    Our goal is to eventually expand and offer a variety of game modes, including Factions, Skyblock, and more. While we have some additional features to enhance your time on the server, we strive to keep things balanced and not too overwhelming.

    Join now and become a part of our community!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 10
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Search& Destroy

    Search& Destroy

    EyeOfEnder [3200 slots over 32 servers] [PVP] [Fully automatic]

    EyeOfEnder is a server host that has had over 250,000 people join! We have 32 server all with 100 slots so you’ll always find an open lobby! We have a random map selector with loot all around the maps! Many different gamemodes with more coming out soon!

    Head over to www.eyeofender.com!

    Thank you for reading this! We hope to see you soon!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 138

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Synergeo

    Synergeo

    Synergeo is a newly found Australian PvP/Raiding server. We have a friendly community that can also be quite competitive at times. Our server is located in Sydney.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 9
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 18 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SneakAttackCraft

    SneakAttackCraft

    Great growing vanilla survival server. FREE, privately owned and funded. Awesome and simple. Classic game with simple grief protection (claim area with gold shovel). Stable, fast and not going anywhere!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • FreeCraft

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    FreeBuild Survival/PvP/Creative Server 🙂 Something for everyone.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 100 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Vanilla Dimensions

    Vanilla Dimensions

    if you enjoy fun, building and slaying enemy’s this is the server for you

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • CrusaderCraft

    CrusaderCraft

    Hello lad! And welcome aboard the Crusader craft Ship one of our finest luxury ships in the Minecraftia Sea! Please take a seat and enjoy your Voyage to the Main Land! Hi everyone and welcome to the CrusaderCraft server (nice intro right! XD) this here is a great server filled with Amazing staff and our most beloved owner kingviper! As you enter the main land of Galilee there are many I mean many things to do! Like Grab a couple of people and play some rounds of Free for all PVP, MobArena’s , PVP team arena and much more! Right across the street there is a Quest Building where you can find a quest to fight an ender dragon, travel all across the land to many different kingdoms, or conquer an Enemy base and find the most Diamonds and Gold you have ever seen! Not only is this a RPG server but don’t forget about the survival aspect of it, Grab a couple of friends or just by yourself and make your OWN town and survive! We ask you to only Greif in the wild (outside of kingdoms and towns) other than that enjoy and we Hope to see you on here soon!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 458294 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Zombie Dances: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Finally Minecraft

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    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Gods Slained: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mines Excavated: 2401
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • TeamCraft

    TeamCraft

    TeamCraft is a highly balanced Factions / PvE / Survival Minecraft Server.

    We are a group of experienced Minecraft players tired of cheating, flying, instant teleporting repeatedly and even some players having full immunity. It breaks the fun and Minecraft’s dynamic completely. Every player should have a chance to counterattack whoever is his enemy or how much he donated to server with a real chance of success.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 21
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Magic Items Found: 1654 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • SlayerCraft

    SlayerCraft

    IPs: slayercraft.csrv.pl or s46.csrv.pl:39774

    Welcome to SlayerCraft – Polish but globalised server. Don’t worry, we use mostly English so it won’t be a problem for You to understand anything.

    Here you can: – explore HUGE map (+/-30 maps merged in one), from skyscraper cities to underwater dungeons – enjoy our projects, and help us if you want to (eg. Stronghold – one of the biggest spaceships ever made, with everything inside) – decide who you want to be – you can work in mine or be a Lord of one of our districts (you have to do something to be someone like this example though) – be an OP (after a specified time, no-banning, no breaking rules and paying regulary for the server) – be an GM (for this you don’t have to pay, but you have to be noticed by our community, you have to be someone known and known for good things :)) – and of course, you can enjoy many events on our server (we have many parties, sometimes we destroy something for fun, or just… destroy something for fun :D)

    WE HAVE OUR OWN WIKI (being prepared for english version)

    Like us on Facebook – facebook.com/slayercraft

    Be addicted, be cool and cause no trouble and you’ll be rewarded

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Crops Grown: 8161
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Iceycraft

    Iceycraft

    Server IP:mc.iceycraft.org JOIN NOW! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR! Website: www.iceycraft.org

    Iceycraft Network: Anarchy Server – No rules! Hack Clients Allowed! Factions Server – Create Factions, Grief, Raid, Protect! KitPvP Server – Take your skills to another level! Creative Server – Build what your imagination desires!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • EnchantedPVP

    EnchantedPVP

    A server with hardcore PVP factions incentive. We are low on players, and looking for new ones. We may be accepting/allowing staff applications later on.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Dimension Hops: 13 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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