ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Divine Spears Created: 29
Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • GCW Survival Server

    GCW Survival Server

    A small friendly server all about survival. Very friendly people and friends. Have multiple mini games including King of the Ladder, PVP arena and a Parkour Park, plus much more. Come on by if you are looking for a small minecraft server to call home.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 412 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 14 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • InsaneMc

    InsaneMc

    Website: InsaneMc.com Ip: Play.Insane-Mc.com

    [Cracked server] Open 24h

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Falling into the Void: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Mines Excavated: 2474
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 20

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Havoc PvP =Factions= =Buk

    Havoc PvP =Factions= =Buk

    Havoc PvP where legends our born! Join now to become the best, fight with friends or fight alone factions allows you to take on other players in epic ways! Raid other players then blow there place to pieces! ‘One of the best pvp servers I have ever played’ -Notch Sharpen your swords and tighten your bows and join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Villages Defended: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Zombie Dances: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 106 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • ViperSplit

    ViperSplit

    Hey guys join this server please

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Farms Harvested: 872 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Pirate Ships Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CraftPimp

    CraftPimp

    Brand new COD and Mini-Games servers!! 7/31/2014 UPDATE: Factions, Skyblock and Creative have all been reset! 5/5/2014 UPDATE: DWARVES VS ZOMBIES ADDED 2-7-2014 UPDATE: SKYBLOCK SERVER ADDED 1-18-2014 UPDATE: KIT PVP SERVER ADDED 1-1-2014 UPDATE: BRAND NEW MAP 12/5/2013 GUNS ADDED 11/19/2013! We also have the #1 SkyWars server in the world with more than 100 maps! We have Creative with 100X 100 plots, disguises, pets, marriage, chairs!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Realm Adventures

    Realm Adventures

    3 survival worlds redstone creative world creative world skyblock and more testing right now but with some help this server can improve alot

    hosted by McUsername Sissubaby posted by head admin Paintsplatters

    admins will be on to promote at 10-noon central time monday

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 16 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 156 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Towns Built: 4
    Mines Excavated: 2526 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • MCServer

    MCServer

    A amazing Hunger Games server that has been around for a while now! A lot of players as well! 24/7

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Emeralds Found: 3432
    Mythical Quests Completed: 31 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • VirtualCraft

    VirtualCraft

    A Fun Minecraft Server With Great Staff And Fun MiniGames And Pvp!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4740 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • TownyWarCraft

    TownyWarCraft

    Create or join a town when you join the server! Gear up and prepare for a Minecraft war of a life time! You and your town can start a war with anyone you want at any time and day!

    Build your town to be the greatest of all on TWC! Whether you start from the bottom or buy a town from someone who is selling theirs, make it your own and make it known you are the best and you will rule all!

    Towns vs. Towns! Nations vs. Nations!

    Best thing about TWC? You like just flat out survival? Normal towny? Parkour? THAT IS WHO WE ARE! You can join just to play survival, you can join to create your own town and never go to war! That’s okay! Like Parkour too? We have four of them! The hardest parkours you’ll ever attempt to jump around on!

    mc.townywarcraft.com

    Join today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 73 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • BawsPvP

    BawsPvP
    BawsPvP

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Dragon Scales Harvested: 145
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • EthosCraft

    EthosCraft

    EthosCraft is a Towny Survival server with WorldWide PVP! Are you up for the challenge? Build your colony on a brand new world. Work together to survive or go it alone. The choice is yours!

    -Towny -McMMO -Auctions -PVP -iConomy -Parkour

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • DGCraft | SkyBLOCK

    DGCraft | SkyBLOCK

    Play with friends and create your own levitating corner, build the most functional island to earn as much money as possible

    or go towards a true Architect and create the most beautiful buildings and the title of Master SkyBLOCKer is waiting for you!

    The nice new appearance of the islands will allow you to better start your adventure with our Server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2886 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Survive2Die | Semi-Vanill

    Survive2Die | Semi-Vanill

    Survive2Die | Semi-Vanilla! | No Rules! PVP | 24/7,

    Welcome to Survive2Die where you spawn in the world with no rules and danger off raiding and greifing. Run so fast and far you can to not get attacked by others. This server is made to be like if you were playing single player. So hope you have fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • BrekPvP

    BrekPvP

    A brand new server! BrekPvP has just been started as of today! come and join us on our journey to make a new hit Faction PvP server. The server has a bit of a base set down right now, but we are ever expanding!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Crops Grown: 7360
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 39 Crystal Wands Charged: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Orca Creative 1.20.2 (Cross-Play Enabled)

    Orca Creative 1.20.2 (Cross-Play Enabled)
    Orca Creative has been operated for more than 8 years and has had no world resets!!!

    IP & Port for Bedrock Edition: IP: OrcaCreative.tk Port:19132

    SynopsisOrcaCreative, as you might imagine, is a creative server. Our focus centers around a building community and we have multiple worlds to facilitate this. This server is not a plot server, plots are only used for contests. WorldEdit is available to all members throughout the creative worlds. In addition, our atmosphere is family-friendly, no rude posting allowed.

    Worlds[​Spawn] – Starting world, complete the quick intro to access the rest of the server[​FB] – Superflat creative world.[​Wild] – Default terrain creative world[​Sv] – Generic survival world for… surviving!![​A] – Contains fun challenges that you can gain prizes from: zombies, hunger games, deathrun, dueling, parkour and mazes. Also contains PVP arenas[​Contest] – A plot world for our semi-frequent contests[​SkyB] – SkyBlock world[​HSV] – Hardcore survival. Raiding, griefing, and pvp are all allowed.NOTE: Raiding is allowed in the HSV world, not the regular survival world.

    Rules[​1] No griefing.[​2] No harassment.[​3] No rude language; we are PG.[​4] No offensive buildings. [​5] Do not beg for ranks.[​6] Do not advertise other servers.[​7] Respect the staff and other members. [​8] Have Fun! :^)[​9] Do not purposefully lag the server.[​10] Hacked items are not allowed; this includes items not obtained in normal gameplay.[​11] No excessive CAPS or spamming.[​12] Starting drama, controversial topics, and hate speech are not allowed.[​13] No politics.[​14] Do not argue with staff or other members. All rule breaking is interpreted by staff.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Farms Harvested: 374
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 176 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9738 Magic Wands Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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