ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 New Chunks Explored: 270943
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
Falling into the Void: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Voltzinators

    Voltzinators

    This is a 2.0.4 Voltz server with small community gaming hoping for more players.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Cuboid Crunch RAID

    Cuboid Crunch RAID

    Greetings! Cuboid Crunch is a multi-server community. We feature Creative, Role-Play, and a Raid server. Joining each server is simple. Right-Click the item in your hand, and then click the icon for the server For instance, click the TNT, to go to the Raid server.

    On Raid, Griefing, Stealing, PvP, etc are all allowed! We do ask that you keep swearing and caps to a minimum, although they are allowed. All staff positions are taken, although we do need players! So invite your friends; even your enemies. Have Fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 401

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • destructioncraft

    destructioncraft
    destructioncraft

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • LegionCraft

    LegionCraft

    (LEGIONCRAFT) What kind of server is this? -Legioncraft is a hosted server where players get to do a variety of activities with different worlds

    What can I do on this server? -Currently, server is just survival, but custom kits, minigames, skyblock, and many more activities are coming soon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Buildings Constructed: 34
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • OtakuCraft

    OtakuCraft

    Join Today @ OtakuCraft.co.uk We are a Worldwide community of Otaku’s,Anime Lovers, Cosplayers Who own a Minecraft Server, on the Behalf of Anime-JP Cosplays

    Our Server had a wide range of plugins as well as giving new players a Home when they join, Players can Donate for as little as 10p for creative and Diamond Status on the server

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Crops Grown: 6206 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • The Command PvP

    The Command PvP

    Hello guys. Today I’m here to talk to you about a new server that me and afew other friends have been working immensely hard on for the past 2 or more weeks. The server began as a HardCorePvPing server. But we had a change of heart and decided to make it a hub server. We have many minigames including Spleef, SurvivalGames, Brawl, TNT run and many more. We have donations set up and permissions running perfectly. This is a great server to have fun with your friends on, Join today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Squidcraft

    Squidcraft
    Squidcraft

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Insaneprison OP prison

    Insaneprison OP prison

    An op prison server with plots, and factions and A-z ranks! Come join today, best OP prison server! Insanity-MC has one of the fastest growing op prison servers out there! We thrive for the best!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Insomniagames

    Insomniagames

    MCMMO Skyblock & Towny Survival Games & Hide and Seek Survival & Creative Plot^2

    Website: https://binaryservers.enjin.com

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Crops Grown: 6039 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Horde RPG Zombie Survival

    Horde RPG Zombie Survival

    Horde is a Zombie Survival server like no other.

    Fight hordes of the undead with your friends. That’s right, Horde is a totally team-based zombie survival game. Strategize, coordinate and fight together with your friends or with the hundreds of players on the server to survive! Rank up, get better gear, and become a master zombie slayer!

    Fight zombies in beautifully created post-apocalyptic structures, graveyards, mystical skylands, and even in space!

    Horde is a totally unique zombie survival server that focuses on providing fun and re-playable zombie-hacking action. Survive as long as you can, scavenge for supplies, upgrade your gear, and gather XP, all on one of several carefully balanced survival maps. Level up, unlock new classes and kill enough zombies to get on the leaderboards and win events!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 20
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • InfiniteMC Factions Raiding 1.7.2

    InfiniteMC Factions Raiding 1.7.2

    ☆Your journey begins here☆

    Welcome all Hardcore players! InfiniteMC is the server for you. We are a hardcore pvp/raid/greif server. Always 24/7, Lag free, and 60 slots.

    ★Features★

    ✔Teams ✔CombatTag [Prevents players from combat logging]

    ✔Shops

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • McGroove Hunger Games

    McGroove Hunger Games

    Welcome to McGrooveHG! We are a Branch of the SemiVanilla server McGroove! We are a New Hunger Games server (but experienced server owners) and are rapidly expanding our HG server! We currently have 6 Different arena builds to play on, all of which are Awesome. Battle on the Broken ruins of a town to the Lord of the Rings town Minas Tirith!

    We are currently running 1.6.2 and are up to date on all of our plugins. No lag! Who wants to play with lag, anyway? 75 Slots! (and expanding as soon as it nears being full)

    Lots of awesome stuff, come check us out! the IP is Hg.McGroove.net:25565

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Towns Built: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3316 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • DexlFactions

    DexlFactions

    Join Right Now!!!!! 24/7 198.154.112.167:25566 It got factions

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Animals Bred: 180
    Magic Items Found: 1287 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • touchedcraft

    touchedcraft

    ♦ Infected ♦ MobArena ♦ 1vs1 ♦ TDM ♦ Course ♦ TheWalls ♦ Creative ♦ Mini-Games ♦ Ranks ♦ TeamSpeak3 ♦ ts.touchedcraft.fr ♦

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CrimsonSkylands

    CrimsonSkylands

    Looking for a server that is so unique, it is like no other? Build your very own airship and explore the vast skylands, alone or with friends. Build your reputation with a big ship and strike fear into your enemies. Team up with friends or join a powerful faction. Be a fearless rogue, lurking in the depths of the void, Or a majestic and powerful faction leader. Fight in intense battles for control over floating islands and ships. The skylands is out there… waiting for you to leave your mark. Fully custom airships, that you build entirely Factions Economy Experienced staff team Zero-tolerance for hacked clients

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Magic Items Found: 3179
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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