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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 5632 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Ores Mined: | 7874 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
we have crazy mini-games like “sheep jousting” and “lava parkour” that will have u laughing ur pants off! plus, our community is so wacky and fun, u won’t want to leave!
join now and u might even get to meet our resident llama, Larry, who is known for his sick dance moves and love for disco music. trust me, u won’t regret it!
so what r u waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server ever and let’s have a blast together! oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of alien penguins who crash-landed on earth and decided to start a minecraft server as a cover for their intergalactic dance party? true story bro!