Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a creeper convention and more diamonds than a rich llama’s mansion!

Join us on this wild ride through Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries! Why, you ask? Because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action!

Build your own cell block and escape like a pro, or team up with other inmates to pull off the ultimate heist and steal all the guard’s enchanted armor!

But beware, the prison guards are no joke. They’ll chase you down faster than you can say “Redstone Redemption”!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Alexei Navalny’s Prison Diaries and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 97
Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Mines Excavated: 1605
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
Invisible Walls Found: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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