lolz come join dis server where we make u feel like u in a russian prison but witout da danger of actually dying!! we got secret police chasin u around tryna catch u but dont worry, dey just wanna give u virtual hugs!! u can write ur own memoir bout ur time in our server and pretend u a famous political prisoner like Navalny!! come join for da ultimate roleplay experience, comrade!! #virtualhugs #russianprisonfun

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 99/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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