Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to worry about any prison drama like that! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of race or background.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and make friends with players from all over the world.

And don’t worry, there won’t be any demands for ass here – unless you’re talking about kicking ass in PvP battles! So come on in and let’s have a blast together. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
Falling into the Void: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Love Letters Sent: 19 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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