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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 1888 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 444 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
New Chunks Explored: | 996414 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
first off, our calorie labels on menus are so on point, they will make u rethink ur entire diet. we got u covered with all the healthy options, like, u can choose between a carrot or a celery stick. but watch out, cuz those options are only 11 calories, which is basically a single pringle crisp. so, if u wanna stay fit and have a laugh, join us now!
but wait, there’s more! our server is so wild, we once had a creeper come in and start dancing to disco music. it was lit, fam. we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and diamond armor. join us and u might just stumble upon this hidden treasure trove!
so, what r u waiting for? come join our wacky, calorie-conscious, creeper-dancing, treasure-filled minecraft server now! u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and laughter, in which case, u should probably go play solitaire or something.