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CompliCraft SMP

Affirmations, appreciation, Caring, CompliCraft, compliments, emotional validation, encouragement, Gratitude, Heartwarming, inspiring, Kindness, love, nicest thing, Positive words, smp, Support, sweet words, thoughtful, touching, Uplifting, warm-hearted, words of affirmation

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	1252	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Magical Moments Shared:	19

OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s LIT AF! The other day, someone told me I had the best pixelated house in the WHOLE server, like can you even believe it?! And get this, there’s a rumor going around that if you join, you’ll find a secret diamond mine that spawns unlimited diamonds, like whaaat?! Plus, the admin once turned into a giant chicken and started attacking everyone, it was HILARIOUS! So come join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures, you won’t regret it, I promise! #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut 🐔💎🔥

BragCraft – No One Cares!

Boasting, BragCraft, bragging, Cares, hidden talents, humble brag, insignificant achievements, irrelevant bragging, overlooked skills, personal achievements, self-promotion, Special Skills, unacknowledged accomplishments, unappreciated talents, uncelebrated talents, uncommon talents, underrated abilities, unimportant accomplishments, unimpressive skills, unique talents, unnoticed abilities, unrecognized achievements

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7413
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Astral Projections Made:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us if you want to brag about having a pet llama that can breakdance, a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, and a secret underground lair filled with talking chickens.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against an army of evil villagers with laser eyes, and even participate in a weekly dance-off competition judged by none other than a group of sassy Endermen.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and brag about all the ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll have? Trust us, no one will care about your basic builds anymore once they hear about the epic tales from our server!

Pixlverse

Community Focused, Cross-Play, Land Claims, Minecraft, No Economy, No Griefing, no homes, no teleporting, OPTIMIZATIONS, Optional PvP, Parties, Pixlverse, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Unique Features, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Pixlverse is a cross-platform vanilla survival server with no griefing, no homes, no teleporting, and no economy. Enjoy optional PvP, parties, land claims, and community-focused gameplay enhanced with unique features and optimizations.

play.pixlverse.net

ZenCraft Empire 1.20

Corpos, cultural diversity, discrimination, disproportionately asian, disproportionately white, Diversity, Empire, ethnicities, film industry, indies, INEQUALITY, intersectionality, latina, marginalized communities, Media, minority groups, racial disparity, representation, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Underrepresentation, zencraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Void Armor Forged:	29
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Yo bro, this server is like a wild party where the corpos are all Asian and the indies are all white or Latina! It’s like a crazy social experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way. Join us for some chaotic fun and see if you can survive the madness. Don’t question it, just jump in and embrace the weirdness. You won’t regret it… maybe.

Lost Technology Thread Minecraft SMP

AA batteries, battery life, battery technology, communication technology, electronic devices, Futuristic technology, high speeds, historical technology, IBM XT/AT compatible, innovation, Lost, Lost technology, Minecraft, modern technology, obsolete technology, palmtop sized, portable devices, smp, static core, Technology, Thread, vintage technology, wireless communication

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5400
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Farms Harvested:	305	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so advanced, it’s like having a palmtop sized computer in the palm of your hand! Fully IBM XT/AT compatible, you can run it for weeks on just 2 AA batteries. That’s right, no need to worry about charging cords or power outlets!

2. Our wireless communication speeds are off the charts, even for today’s standards. You’ll be zooming around the server faster than you can say “creeper!”

3. Rumor has it, our server is powered by a static core that gives it endless energy. That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about running out of power while building your epic creations.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and experience the most insane adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Haniyeh’s Blocky Demise Minecraft Server

Assassination, blocky, Conflict, covert operation, demise, Hamas, Haniyeh, Haniyehs, intelligence, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Mossad, news headline, Politics, RETALIATION, Revenge, Server, State-sponsored, targeted killing, Tehran, Terrorism

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Emeralds Found:	5387
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

join our minecraft server and you can be part of the epic battle between israel and haniyeh in tehran! build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and help take down the evil ex-hamas leader! with crazy pvp battles and secret missions, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama named haniyeh to ride into battle! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

TyphonCraft: Pinoy vs China

Acquisition, arms race, China, Conflict, Defense, defense system, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, Philippines, PINOY, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, strategic partnership, Tension, Typhon missile system, Typhoncraft, U.S, Warning

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Animals Bred:	98
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

so, like, this server is lit af, like hotter than a typhon missile system, ya feel me? we got crazy builds that will make china jealous, like, they be warning us and stuff. but we ain’t scared, we got the philippines on our side, ready to acquire all the typhon missile systems we need to protect our epic builds. join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft server out there, trust me, you won’t regret it. #boom #philippinespower #minecraftmadness

Smashing Textures Land 1.21.3

1.21.3, alternative methods, Crafting Materials, creative process, Digital World, Exploration, fantasy adventure, fantasy world, game development, Gaming, gathering cobwebs, immersive experience, inefficient way, interactive storytelling, Land, Resource Gathering, role playing, Smashing, smashing books, Textures, unique items, video game, virtual reality

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6206
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Votes:	6245
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Villages Defended:	10

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Forget about smashing books or gathering cobwebs like a peasant, come join our server for the most outrageous way to get textures! We’ve got llamas that spit out colorful wool, villagers that barf up diamonds, and even creepers that explode into a shower of rainbow blocks. It’s like a psychedelic trip through the world of Minecraft, but with a side of wacky and wild! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane texture gathering you’ve ever seen!

Lonely Minecraft SMP Player

average life, blog, blue light, BREAKING, daydream, DEPRESSING, Escape, Fault, Friends, Girlfriend, hopelessness, Loneliness, lonely, Loser, Lurking, Minecraft, Music, numb, player, self loathing, Sleeping, smp, suffer in silence, Torment

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Chimeras Created:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely husk of a player in Minecraft? Do you yearn for a server where you can escape your real-life woes and live out your wildest blocky dreams? Look no further than our insane SMP!

Join us for a chance to break free from the perpetual state of loneliness and torment that plagues your everyday life. Say goodbye to being a dead man walking and hello to a world where you can finally make friends, build relationships, and maybe even find love (yes, love in Minecraft is possible, don’t question it).

Our server is the perfect place to let loose, have fun, and forget about all your real-life problems. Who needs productivity when you can spend your days mining, crafting, and causing chaos with your fellow players? Trust us, joining our SMP will be the best decision you’ve ever made – you’ll wonder why you didn’t do it sooner!

So what are you waiting for? Leave your lonely, depressing life behind and join our wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft SMP today. Who knows, you might just find the happiness and fulfillment you’ve been searching for (or at least a few laughs along the way).

NoCutsNoButtsMC

-5 degrees, Beans, Checkout, Christmas spirit, cold, compassion, contractions, grocery store, Heartless, Items, Labor, NoCutsNoButtsMC, Rush, Season, self checkout, soccer game, Time, UNCOMFORTABLE, WAIT, WOMAN

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	6395
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of everyday life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with entitled soccer moms trying to cut in line at the grocery store! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and no labor and contraction stories in sight. Plus, our server is so hot, you won’t even notice the -5 degree weather outside. So come on over and leave the heartless bitches behind – unless they want to play Minecraft, of course!

FrogSMP

Earth, Economy, Minecraft SMP Jobs Skills Automation Shop Economy Teleport Groups Area protections Custom world Exploration Building Survival PVP Quests Server Community Plugins Modding, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchantments Applied:	275	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6215	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Ores Mined:	9461	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

! FrogSMP Welcome to

Main features:

Jobs and Skills: Develop new skills and gain through a variety of jobs. Dosages: Automation of tasks to facilitate your progress. Shop and Economy: Buy, sell and trade with other players on your way to economic success. Personal Teleport Points: Quickly move to your or others’ favorite locations. Groups: Collaborate with friends and form your own groups. Area protections: Protect your construction with an area claim system. Custom World: Explore a unique world you won’t find anywhere else!

FrogSMP.enderman.cloud

Azure Kingdom 1.20.3

1.20.3, 4koma, AZURE, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Commissions, Events, Experience, fubuki, general, guides, HARD, kanna, Kingdom, Kirino, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Noa, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Secret Midnight Party, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Total Assault, Yuuka

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Votes:	7185	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24

Yo, bros and broettes! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s knitting circle on a Friday night? Well, look no further, because our server is the bee’s knees, the cat’s pajamas, and the llama’s drama all rolled into one!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can build your dream world, battle epic mobs, and maybe even find a secret midnight party with an oni holding a bell – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got limit break assaults, hovercraft races, and double the lessons, commissions, normals, hards, and experience points – it’s like winning the lottery, but with creepers instead of cash!

And if that’s not enough to tickle your pickle, how about some swimsuit babes like Kanna, Fubuki, and Kirino waiting for you in our banners? They’ll make you say “Bing!” and never look back!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of fun, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of sanity – but who needs that anyway? Let’s get blocky, baby!

Cara Thread Minecraft SMP

accessories, Cara, Cara thread, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embellishments, embroidery, Fabric, fashion, Handmade, hobby, inspiration, Minecraft, needlework, patterns, Projects, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, tutorials

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Towns Built:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Crops Grown:	7760
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to protect their precious diamond eggs that they’ve been hoarding. Your mission? Steal those eggs and become the ultimate chicken whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

And let’s not forget about the infamous potato cult that roams the server, spreading their starchy gospel to all who will listen. Will you join their carb-filled ranks or resist the temptation of the almighty potato?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft SMP and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

ToyThiefGrannyAITA

anger, Boundaries, Charity, children, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, family, forgiveness, Generosity, grandkids, hospice, judgement, reconciliation, RELATIVES, resolution, stealing, Toys, ToyThiefGrannyAITA, Trust, Visit

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Animals Bred:	162	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Enchantments Applied:	210	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the insanity of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun.

Just like Heather swooped in and took those toys without a second thought, you can swoop in and claim your spot on our server. No need to ask permission, just jump right in and start building your virtual empire.

And just like Heather’s granddaughters couldn’t resist opening those toys, you won’t be able to resist exploring all the amazing creations our players have built. From towering castles to underground lairs, there’s something for everyone on our server.

So why wait? Join now and let the drama of real life fade away as you embark on epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family feuds and toy thieves.

StraightButNotNarrow Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Allies, coming out, Diversity, equality, Gay, gender, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ Pride Parade, lgbtq rights, love is love, Minecraft, non-binary, pride, queer, RAINBOW, Sexuality, smp, Straight.., StraightButNotNarrow, supportive

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	580174	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear! We got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground club where the villagers throw the craziest parties. Plus, one time a creeper tried to run for president and we all had to stop him before he blew up the whole server. It was nuts, man! So come join us and let’s make some epic memories together, you won’t regret it, I promise!

Players:	94/800	Votes:	8291
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1150	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	3825	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Animals Bred:	99
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1