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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 4756 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9162 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. But that’s not all – we have unicorns roaming the land, diamond trees that grow money, and a secret underground lair where you can battle dragons for fun.
And don’t even get me started on our premium price tag – it’s totally worth it! Why? Because every player who joins gets their own personal butler in-game to cater to their every need. Need more diamonds? Your butler will mine them for you. Hungry for cake? Your butler will bake it for you.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on!