PremierePanicMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4651	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being replaced at the last minute like a forgotten side character in a play? Then join our Minecraft server, where you are the star of the show every single day! No passive aggressive comments here, just pure fun and excitement as you build, explore, and conquer the virtual world.

Unlike the rocky horror show, where you were pushed to the back line, on our server, you will always be front and center, stealing the spotlight with your epic creations and hilarious jokes. Say goodbye to early morning shows with no audience, and hello to a 24/7 party where everyone is cheering for you!

Don’t feel guilty for leaving that play, you deserve better! Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any drama or last-minute replacements. Trust us, once you experience the thrill of our Minecraft world, you’ll never look back. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be the true narrator of your own adventure!

CoupCraft2022

2022 election, Accountability, Attempting a Coup, bolsonaro, Brazil, Brazilian politics, charges, constitutional crisis, Corruption, CoupCraft2022, Democracy, election results, Government, Impeachment, legal action, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, power struggle, president, Rule of Law, south america

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we charge bolsonaro with attempting a coup after he lost the 2022 election. we got crazy battles and epic quests to take down the evil dictator. join us and be a hero in this wild virtual world. plus, we got free virtual tacos for all new players cuz why not? let’s overthrow some corrupt leaders and have a blast doing it. u in?

Looped Minds: Dual BCI Fun

Artificial Intelligence, BCI, brain research, brain science, brain-computer interface, Breakthrough, Chinese researchers, collaboration, cutting-edge technology, DUAL, dual-loop, Fun, human-machine mutual learning, innovation, Looped, machine learning, medical technology, Minds.., neuroengineering, neuroscience, neurotechnology, non-invasive BCI system, research, scientific advancement, Technology

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

so like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where you can like, use your brain to control everything! like, chinese researchers made this mind-blowing ‘dual-loop’ thingy that lets you control stuff in the game just by thinking about it! it’s like telekinesis but in minecraft, bro!

you can like, make friends with the mobs and teach them to do your bidding, or build epic structures just by using your mind power! it’s like being a wizard but in blocky pixel land!

join this server and unlock the true potential of your brain, become a master of the minecraft universe with the power of your thoughts! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s on the cutting edge of technology and stuff? it’s like living in the future, but in minecraft form! so come on, join us and let’s make some mind-blowing memories together!

Mystic Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, Accompaniment, Cardamom, Chattini, chili peppers, condiment, Cooking, Coriander, cumin, flavor enhancer, Flavorful, foodie, fusion cuisine, garlic, Ginger, Haven, homemade, Indian Cuisine, mystic, recipe, spicy sauce, tangy, Versatile

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Hey you, yeah you! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you!

Join this server and experience the thrill of mining for magical crystals that will give you superpowers! Fly like a chicken, shoot fireballs from your eyes, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most epic dance parties every Friday night. Get ready to bust a move with your blocky buddies and show off your best creeper impression.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). See you on the other side, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

CraftyRoomie Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, college campus, CraftyRoomie, creepy behavior, DISRESPECTFUL, invasion of privacy, LGBTQ, Minecraft, personal space, roommate, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommate problems, roommate relationships, Server, setting boundaries, sexual harassment, student housing, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Animals Bred:	162
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from creepy roommates and live in a world where boundaries actually exist!

Join us if you’re tired of someone constantly invading your personal space and making weird comments about your relationships. Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream home without worrying about someone lurking behind you while you cook or watching your every move.

We promise no one will ask you to use your kitchen supplies and leave stains all over them, or judge your gaming skills from the couch. Plus, our community is full of respectful players who won’t make you feel uncomfortable with inappropriate questions about dominance.

So come on over and start fresh in a world where you can set boundaries and actually have them respected. Say goodbye to creepy roommates and hello to a fun and safe Minecraft experience!

Mom’s Minecraft Mansion

aita, Arguing, bothered, Boyfriend, deal with it, family conflict, House, irritated, kicked out, MANSION, Minecraft, moms, not talking, School, sex, stressed, Teen, Testing, tired, weekends, work, yelled at mom, Younger Brother

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Votes:	2983	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of hearing your mom and her boyfriend do the dirty deed every night? Do you need a break from the awkwardness of living with a sex-crazed couple? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the sounds of passion and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with your mom’s bedroom antics. You can create your own world, far away from the moans and groans that haunt your dreams. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep it down.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your mom and her boyfriend getting it on every night.

BlockBusterCraft

BlockBusterCraft, chevron, corporate downsizing, Doge, economic impact, economic instability, Economy, financial crisis, job cuts, job insecurity, job loss, job market, job security, job uncertainty, labor market, Layoffs, layoffs trend, recession, Southwest Airlines, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	37

Are you tired of the real world economy going down the drain? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only layoffs you’ll see are when creepers blow up your house! No more worrying about Doge or Chevron, just focus on building your dream world with unlimited resources and endless fun. Who needs Southwest Airlines when you can fly around on a dragon in the virtual world? Join us now and escape the real world chaos for good!

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9625
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6737	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Potions Brewed:	70
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Star Shards Collected:	62	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4605	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Void Gems Collected:	29	Secret Passages Found:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	7651	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Meteorites Collected:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mines Excavated:	1743	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Void Armor Forged:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Divine Spears Created:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	240
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Star Shards Collected:	245	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5030
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Towns Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ores Mined:	6505	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crops Grown:	7058	Void Gems Collected:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!