Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of matching outfits, blocked boyfriends, and unexpected pregnancies.

Picture this: you and your sister, rocking the same outfits and sharing a meal at a buffet. But wait, things take a turn when she discovers her boyfriend blocked her on social media and drops the bombshell that she’s pregnant. Meanwhile, you’re dealing with your own struggles after losing a child. Drama, drama, drama!

But fear not, on our server, you can escape real-life chaos and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find a virtual boyfriend who won’t block you. And hey, if you’re feeling extra spicy, you can reenact the whole sister saga in Minecraft form.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing more outrageous than the drama is the creativity of our players. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Dimension Hops: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 147 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 184 Ores Mined: 4419
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Gods Slained: 0 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Villages Defended: 15
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 31 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Whispering Caves Entered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Animals Bred: 14
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Potions Brewed: 190 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Gods Slained: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Emeralds Found: 3828
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 45
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Star Shards Collected: 299
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Falling into the Void: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3439 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 8899

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6857
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Potions Brewed: 114 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Animals Bred: 32
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Gods Slained: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 452

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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